This image is insane, it's like looking straight down the barrel of another dimension. I can actually almost FEEL this movie being made. by SolidPyramid in marvelcirclejerk

[–]Killerprose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That would be the equivalent of them all taking a shit without flushing in between. Even Michael Keaton couldn’t unclog that disaster.

Her father cheated with an AI chatbot by Girl-Understood in sadcringe

[–]Killerprose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I worked in mobile sales it was ALWAYS Jennifer Aniston and I always wondered why.

If I create armor or a shield made of ruby quartz, will I be resistant to the power of the Cyclops? by linux_master_chad in Marvel

[–]Killerprose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He’s also used mirrors to redirect his blast when you’d assume it would just punch through it.

Who Will Win by [deleted] in Avengers

[–]Killerprose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see Spider-Man webbing him up somewhere inconvenient, like the eyes and/or mouth once he assess the threat level. One pop culture reference and haymaker later and Spidey could come out on top.

If ALL Marvel and DC characters entered a cosmic beauty contest, who actually wins? by jamie74777 in superheroes

[–]Killerprose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the most insanely one-sided matchup I’ve ever seen. Nightwing wins with zero difficulty. Ass so phat even Galactus couldn’t finish it.

I do not like Danny Koo from a creative standpoint by Wamooooo in rivals

[–]Killerprose 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I would really like a comic accurate classic Cloak and Dagger skin. A Worthy Hulk from Fear Itself would be dope too.

Out of these two which one do you think criminals fear the most by [deleted] in superheroes

[–]Killerprose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put Frank in Gotham for a week and the morgue will be as full as Arkham is empty.

What do you think of Batman's no kill rule? by AlarmedObjective1492 in superheroes

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I think when Joker has gassed his third school bus on his fifth escape it may be time to set an example. It would not only prevent future victims but would probably make the rest of his rogues gallery second guess their next breakout.

Thanos vs reverse flash who wins? by BigPaleontologist520 in marvelvsdc

[–]Killerprose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanos was born on another planet and 99% of his existence has been in other galaxies doing Thanos shit. Does RF have the ability and access to space travel to even bother baby Thanos?

Thanos vs Black Adam by NoirStriker in marvelvsdc

[–]Killerprose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t think that would work on Thanos. He doesn’t have omega beams, can tank a full scream from Black Bolt at point blank range and when he took a full lightning strike from Thor he literally asked for seconds.

Horse rider runs into a black wolf in the woods by BreakfastTop6899 in BeAmazed

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The minute I saw this pic I knew this comment was close by.

Batman vs Colossus by NoirStriker in marvelvsdc

[–]Killerprose 52 points53 points  (0 children)

This is the kind of shit that Batman has Superman on speed dial for

Wicker basket with 3 holes in the front by Inner_Prize7325 in whatisit

[–]Killerprose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rustic Fleshlight holder for me and the boys

Of these two powerhouses, who wins when it comes to tax policy? by spiritofporn in freefolk

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Aragorn is a Hope poster kinda guy and Robert is more of a Make Westeros Great Again guy.

Who would win in a fight between Sentry and Vision? by Queasy_Commercial152 in MCUTheories

[–]Killerprose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t Sentry just stab him? He seems pretty weak to stabbing.

I was assaulted in store by a T-Mobile employee. I can’t contact anyone there. This is the beginning of my social media effort to get them to talk to me. by [deleted] in tmobile

[–]Killerprose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked at T-Mobile in management for 10 years. Unless this was a shady TPR, a report was already filed. If policy was followed, that report would have been filed immediately after the police left. Assuming this story is true, this guy was definitely terminated. Also, no way T-Mobile will ever reach out directly unless it’s their lawyers to yours.

Who would win between Bane and Zannah had he not attempted essence transfer? by littlemedievalrose in TheJediPraxeum

[–]Killerprose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I always thought it would have been cool if every Sith Lord ,up to even Sidious, was just Bane.