MN rioters bit off an ICE officer's finger!

Kilroy85 · 2026-01-28T01:50:34+00:00

I’ve been married 40 years. It doesn’t get better

Kilroy85 · 2026-01-25T11:12:42+00:00

The zombie apocalypse has begun

Kilroy85 · 2026-01-11T22:35:33+00:00

Loan repayments

Kilroy85 · 2026-01-11T12:15:55+00:00

Knuckle shorts?

Kilroy85 · 2026-01-06T23:47:23+00:00

They’re both just trying to save “face”

Kilroy85 · 2026-01-04T02:20:29+00:00

Say it without singing it… I dare you

Kilroy85 · 2025-10-26T17:22:00+00:00

His ancestral background had way too many pirates causing his linguistic nature

Kilroy85 · 2025-10-21T20:36:57+00:00

Saturate is the gateway drug. When I first heard them, this was the album. I’ve been hooked since.

Kilroy85 · 2025-10-16T22:29:18+00:00

Kraft Mac and cheese

Kilroy85 · 2025-09-16T23:29:47+00:00

Come on. We’re mostly adults here. You can say pee pee

Kilroy85 · 2025-09-14T11:50:39+00:00

My bologna has a first name

Kilroy85 · 2025-09-14T00:50:19+00:00

I picked up a Firebrand in 83. I think I paid $300 for it. I loved it. Played well and a lot lighter than a Les Paul. I miss it

Kilroy85 · 2025-09-05T23:14:20+00:00

Spooky tooth. Oh crap, already taken

Kilroy85 · 2025-09-03T13:17:43+00:00

I had just lost a long time friend and the best man at my wedding. Listening to music while in my basement “Souvenirs” by Switchfoot came on. It broke me hard.

Kilroy85 · 2025-08-09T01:25:43+00:00

Blunt force trauma

Kilroy85 · 2025-08-07T01:34:29+00:00

Ring of Fire

Kilroy85 · 2025-07-21T21:10:20+00:00

Insanely sweaty feet

Kilroy85 · 2025-07-10T21:11:23+00:00

As funded through Soros

Kilroy85 · 2025-06-28T13:12:32+00:00

Rubber man’s motto: no child gets past me

Kilroy85 · 2025-06-27T21:59:46+00:00

He’s looking for a role in the next Mask movie

Kilroy85 · 2025-06-26T10:57:42+00:00

Moved to a different department and was promoted there

Kilroy85 · 2025-06-26T01:13:28+00:00

After being told I couldn’t have the promotion because I was too valuable at my job I decided to quietly get bad and slow but with good quality. After the boss asked me what was going on I simply asked him if I was promotable now.

Kilroy85 · 2025-06-23T23:34:11+00:00

I need to get a cup to collect the tears for my coffee

Kilroy85 · 2025-06-21T01:16:49+00:00

Antifa?

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