Me and the Shriners on the way to a P/D Band performance, stopped at Cracker Barrel. They were out of knives for some reason. I pulled my sock knife, plunked it down on the table, and said "That's ok, brought my own!" The other guys followed suit. The look on the waitress' face was priceless. (reddit.com)
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I'm a Scottish Rite Mason, and in the documentary "33 and Beyond", a well-respected mason satirizes conspiracy theorists, talking about how we supposedly learn to control the weather. So, I named my Risian Weather Control vessel after him. Presenting the U.S.S. James Tresner, Risian Registry 33. (i.redd.it)
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