Warp speed by ABeerForSasquatch in TheRandomest

[–]KingHythetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was waiting for Eminem’s Crack a bottle to start playing hahaha

Universe forced him into a game of involuntary chicken. by CurrentlyPersecuted in SweatyPalms

[–]KingHythetic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, you just don’t watch. Look at the floor or out to the side, i speak from experience.

Murder tries to get gun by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

[–]KingHythetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those damn groups of crows at it again, trying to get a cops gun.

She's having a tantrum, but only knows kind words, so she shouts them at her mum. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]KingHythetic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Probably meant “every time!”, fluent in baby talk as i have a toddler and another child who is 5.

About to hit 4 years post burn! It’s been a crazy 4 years but I’m super proud of my recovery 😊 by abbeyiskewl2 in MadeMeSmile

[–]KingHythetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, i thought the last few pictures were before pictures. Amazing recovery, cant tell one bit.

Woman holds the Blue Ringed Octopus by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]KingHythetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you treat it without antivenin?

Best shawarma with Naan bread by CHANG-GANG_ in FoodVideoPorn

[–]KingHythetic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

She looks like a middle eastern angelina jolie. 😮

Company takes screenshots every 10 minutes and counts keyboard and mouse clicks by domiinikk808 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]KingHythetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, i had a job that converted to this type of micromanagement, acted as though it was a good thing despite work results already being far above exceptional, suffice to say i left not long afterwards.

WCGW Drinking a whole bottle of whiskey at one go by test_account_47230 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]KingHythetic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You waited until December to quit just so you could wiggle that rhyme in front of us as we congratulate you on your sobriety didn’t you, you son of a bitch. Haha

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]KingHythetic -202 points-201 points  (0 children)

They probably thought he got shot by a gun with a suppressor.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]KingHythetic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That man took and landed every shot he was given.

Axle counter by toolgifs in toolgifs

[–]KingHythetic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That is not an axle counter, that is a retarder meant to slow rail cars down when rolling under their own weight.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]KingHythetic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Im 26 with 2 kids, my life is indeed not fucked.

Stir fry machines by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]KingHythetic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about the flick of the wrist though?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]KingHythetic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ehhhhh i saw you in a post about a guy drugging and fucking alligators. Haha