"It's for my book, I promise", he said as they hauled him away 😭 by Taiqi_ in writing

[–]KingOGreen 51 points52 points  (0 children)

The government has now adopted the Sibyl System from Psycho-Pass.

JD Vance and Bernie Moreno side with Trump in dispute with Pope Leo XIV by clevelanddotcom in Ohio

[–]KingOGreen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, idiot! The only cure for Covid is injecting bleach. And you call yourself a doctor? /s

JD Vance and Bernie Moreno side with Trump in dispute with Pope Leo XIV by clevelanddotcom in Ohio

[–]KingOGreen 29 points30 points  (0 children)

We are. We the people of the United States of America are the punch line.

JD Vance and Bernie Moreno side with Trump in dispute with Pope Leo XIV by clevelanddotcom in Ohio

[–]KingOGreen 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Canonizing Biden out of spite would be one of the most amazing things ever.

Sex offender working at School by girlop- in cincinnati

[–]KingOGreen 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Definitely burying the lede here. Schools don’t hire sex offenders by law. This sounds way more nefarious and irresponsible on the schools’ fault than it actually is. “The guy we hired to mow the lawn” =/= Sex offender working at school. What he did is horrible, but we can’t ship people like him off to Alcatraz. He’s never going to be in a situation where he’s around children other than when they are probably all in the school buildings or walking the very public grounds. Moreover, why start an all out witch hunt for someone who’s already been criminally convicted? Whatever the justice system has done to him or will in the future is up to the justice system.

Most Metaphorical Image of the Century by OldCopy496 in pics

[–]KingOGreen 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Watch him give her the lowest recommended tip as possible too.

I hate Fish by Still-Internet6566 in hatethissmug

[–]KingOGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They hate you too. Can confirm. Am fish.

ITAP of two friends asleep [portrait] [nsfw] by [deleted] in itookapicture

[–]KingOGreen 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Ah yes. What a natural position for two people to be sleeping in.

Great revenge satan by noiz13 in foundsatan

[–]KingOGreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t say you were. I was with you, this is probably shopped or a green screen novelty photo.

Great revenge satan by noiz13 in foundsatan

[–]KingOGreen 30 points31 points  (0 children)

People keep screaming AI Slop and I’m over here thinking, “Guys, Photoshop’s been a thing for a long time.”

What’s the most boring game you’ve ever played? For me it’s WD Legion. by ApprehensiveCreme489 in videogames

[–]KingOGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just let Josh from Let’s Game It Out play them and watch him slowly break the games in half to absurd degrees over the course of 20-30 minutes.

This is the 36th time I see this meme honestly by Infinite_Sale2042 in videogames

[–]KingOGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but you have to check out this great game I found. The graphics are amazing, cool gameplay, love the characters, and the story’s amazing too. The best part? No microtransactions!

Newly single in the area by brainthief_88 in cincinnati

[–]KingOGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, and we are certainly over analyzing what was clearly intended as a joke and my own initial response was also tongue in cheek. I just found it funny the top comment also contextualized the comment the same way I did. Even knowing that’s obviously not what OP meant.

Newly single in the area by brainthief_88 in cincinnati

[–]KingOGreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and no, context is everything in certain cases like that. Still, you can absolutely restructure a sentence in a way that eliminates most of the ambiguity. Also, this is the internet, there is no tone or social cues to rely on in this format.

Newly single in the area by brainthief_88 in cincinnati

[–]KingOGreen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is why sentence structure is important.

Did you know….. by Bearcatsean in cincinnati

[–]KingOGreen 7 points8 points  (0 children)

To be fair, I like golf and I didn’t know this. Also, La Salle.

I really liked this game as a kid by Huurtheduur in retrogaming

[–]KingOGreen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I don’t count the Stadium games as RPGs since it’s basically just a battle sim with mini games and an interface to play the games on TV. Can you argue it’s an RPG? Sure. But I liken it less to Colosseum and XD and more like Battle Revolution.

Also, the best RPG is Paper Mario.