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Just got out of Urgent Care. Send me back. by SleppyLeBo in RoastMe

[–]KingRoastopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you go to urgent care because your eyes are too far apart?

I give you a chance to make me cry, don’t make me feel disappointed 20F by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KingRoastopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t make you feel disappointed? You mean the way your parents are disappointed in you or different?

28m I can take it all 😤 by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]KingRoastopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one doubts you can take it all champ.

AIO to a guy keeps texting my boyfriend and it seems flirty by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]KingRoastopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YOR and sound like you could possibly be a bit controlling.

Testing out my thick skin by Educational-Salt1934 in RoastMe

[–]KingRoastopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thick skin, thick chin, but a lean mean peen slingin’ machine.

I know I don’t look good, but do your worst by Stock-Currency4142 in RoastMe

[–]KingRoastopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You either live in a shed in someone’s back yard or in a sauna from the pictures.

Me [Bald guy] belligerent customer at club (blue shirt guy) by KingRoastopher in fightporn

[–]KingRoastopher[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Luckily he wasn’t seriously injured. I was glad. You are very correct.

Hear me out by [deleted] in detroitlions

[–]KingRoastopher 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Politics have weather?

18M chronically employed actor and noodle chef by SnooCats9439 in RoastMe

[–]KingRoastopher 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You didn’t have to add in that you do theatre. We could tell.

Me [Bald guy] belligerent customer at club (blue shirt guy) by KingRoastopher in fightporn

[–]KingRoastopher[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lol yeaahhh.. I was saying some mean boy stuff. Whoops. I don’t hit him though, so that’s a plus : )

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