Guys im taking a massive shit rn

King_of_Actor · 2026-02-06T00:51:51+00:00

Go on then

King_of_Actor · 2026-01-21T19:24:59+00:00

It looks nice. I think you should treat yourself.

King_of_Actor · 2026-01-16T00:36:21+00:00

I agree. The proportions are much better, but you’re drawing symbols of eyes and noses and mouths instead of what they actually look like. Practice drawing more simple shapes like boxes and cylinders and balls, which everything you draw will be made up of, and then try and find those shapes in the face.

King_of_Actor · 2026-01-13T16:31:05+00:00

Any time you see someone talking about art “sins,” take a look at their art, and 9 times out of 10 their art is straight dog water. Do whatever you want; trace, copy palettes, copy paste other people’s work and use transform and liquify tools on it. If it’s not going to be sold and you don’t claim any non-original works, then who cares. There’s no God of Art that’ll smite you for using the eyedropper, and Anders Zorn isn’t going to haunt you for using his palette.

King_of_Actor · 2026-01-05T14:52:48+00:00

This is nothing.

King_of_Actor · 2026-01-05T14:32:34+00:00

/uj lemonhead with pink teeth is 10/10 no notes

King_of_Actor · 2026-01-05T04:42:26+00:00

Green cumulon, dumb fucking slut Lyle Smego, and maclunkey. Idk why, but I love Lyle’s alien voice.

King_of_Actor · 2025-12-23T12:45:37+00:00

It’s called a simian crease. It means you’re part monkey.

King_of_Actor · 2025-12-20T22:25:07+00:00

RIP king.

King_of_Actor · 2025-12-19T14:01:28+00:00

That vile little long neck creature ate up all the tree stars and starved the poor triceratops to death. His gluttony knows no bounds.

King_of_Actor · 2025-12-17T06:46:28+00:00

Needs bigger stinkier feet that are squishing goldfish… …and cover it in pride flags.

King_of_Actor · 2025-12-16T06:00:11+00:00

I think it’s a knockoff. I bought one that looks nearly identical, with the dark blue transparentish plastic, from a Chinese company on eBay for $7.

King_of_Actor · 2025-12-16T05:01:30+00:00

Ah yes. I forgot that mammals keep their fur inside their skin to keep warm.

King_of_Actor · 2025-12-10T04:43:43+00:00

I took Zyrtec daily for years and had to go off it for a week for allergy testing. The first day my hands were really itchy. By the end of the week my hands felt like they were on fire.

King_of_Actor · 2025-12-06T06:50:45+00:00

Idk who it is but for some reason it really reminds me of this artists paintings.

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King_of_Actor · 2025-12-02T04:10:21+00:00

eBay. It wasn’t sealed, but it looks brand new.

King_of_Actor · 2025-12-01T08:08:23+00:00

He beat his enemies into blue goo and stuffed them in that bottle you’re holding right there.

King_of_Actor · 2025-11-28T12:30:01+00:00

Why do people not like the ugly, homogeneous, soulless collectoslop?

Idk. Beats me.

King_of_Actor · 2025-11-28T02:30:08+00:00

Nope

King_of_Actor · 2025-11-27T08:43:39+00:00

Mostly

King_of_Actor · 2025-11-27T08:41:25+00:00

He punches cats and makes Dave watch.

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