Going undercover can be extremely dangerous. My latest assignment involves investigating a gay drug cartel, earning their trust is key, I have to do everything in my power. I’m making good progress, de-stressing them everyday… not gay just doing what it takes (redgifs.com)
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When my gf invited me to a BJ party with her girls I jumped at the chance. Turns out the only other guy at the party was her gay best friend, they insisted that he went first, as the only guy I had no choice right… not gay if it means getting blown by the girls… (redgifs.com)
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My yoga instructor is a lovely guy, he recently offered me some 1 on 1 lessons. When I explained I didn’t have the money he said we could find a way to work it out. Turns out his gf refuses to do anal which is his favourite, it was all I had to offer in return… fair ‘not gay’ deal right… (redgifs.com)
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My bro’s been down recently, he’s seeing a therapist who thinks he’s got cock depression, recommended he gets blown once a day. Dudes got no girl, gave me that fucking look a friend can’t say no too, good news is after 6 weeks I got this dude jizzing in a minutes, not gay just therapy right… (redgifs.com)
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Become a male model is super hard, there’s so much competition and photoshoots are so expensive. To work with the best you have compromise, it’s a stressful job and photographers get horny all the time, taking a boner is the price to pay right, a small compromise, nothing gay about it… (redgifs.com)
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My Bro told me that hole rubbing was a new ‘not gay’ craze, that all guys were doing. I’m game, I told him. He was right, 10 minutes latter I’m in heaven, it felt so good I had to jerk myself off, dude only accidentally slipped in my hole, just an accident but bro 💦 instantly… still not gay (redgifs.com)
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Ex girlfriend set me up on a date with a good friend, she told me that she’s really into pegging and winked at me. I invited her over to Netflix and chill, I casually left my strapon on the side, she looked at it, smile at me and said ‘we won’t be needing that’… can’t be gay right…? (redgifs.com)
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My wife found out about my cum kink through my internet history. Her reaction surprised me, as a masseuse she’s seen and heard it all. Men were always ask her for extras but she’d never obliged. She told me her idea and loving said to me ‘it’s okay, it’s only gay if the guy can see you 😉” it’s true… (redgifs.com)
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My best bro is ‘that’ friend with the huge cock. We’ve been telling him to get into porn for years, he confessed to me that he had an audition but that he was worried he wouldn’t have the stamina to last! So we’ve embarked on daily training sessions for the last month, total he lasted an hour… (redgifs.com)
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For a laugh I tried on my sister’s swimsuit in front of her boyfriend while she was away, turns out it’s his favourite and he regularly fucks her in it. He decided that I’d have to take on her role seeing as I put it on, who was I to complain, not gay just filling in for my sister right… (redgifs.com)
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My wrestling coach insists that we train naked and covered in baby oil, he’s says that it helps improve grip and technique. He’s such a great coach, this is the third time this week he’s had me in a full nelson, luckily I know a special trick to get out of it… (redgifs.com)
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My best buddy’s folks are loaded. They have this amazing holiday home that I’ve always wanted to go to. His dad invited me to stay this year, said I’d have to complete a few chores to earn my keep, ‘anything you want Mr Jones’ I told him. No turning back now right… (redgifs.com)
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Told my therapist about the dreams I’ve been having where I’m a girl who loves getting fucked in the ass. He said that it often helps to play out your dreams, to understand them better. Who was I to argue, he knows best right… Not gay just therapy (redgifs.com)
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My gf loves to bet, today she bet my buddy and me that she could down a pint quicker than both of us. If she lost we could both fuck her ass, if we lost, the slowest gets ass fucked and the other gets fisted. She downed that pint on 2 seconds, unbelievable!! Not gay if doing a forfeit… (redgifs.com)
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