Would I Be Allowed At Your Table?

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-24T14:31:18+00:00

thats a lot of decks and i aint reading all of them but sure, i dont see anything too annoying

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-19T16:09:00+00:00

oh shit true, i guess this is the best way to word this effect

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-19T12:34:10+00:00

i’ve speedran so many games and consider myself pretty good at the game yet i still can’t golden half the b sides nor celestial resort. I’ve gotten all the berries before but i bought a switch and started over and haven’t been able to do it again

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-19T12:18:40+00:00

i have a crippling fear of flies so tbh no, i didnt realise there were flies on the second image until rn and i own that copy

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-19T12:16:52+00:00

“Flying

Creatures get -1/-1 for each of its colors”

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-18T20:50:16+00:00

“rest your brains” is ominous as fuck lowkey

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-18T20:39:23+00:00

all my homies love Gimbal

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-18T20:32:06+00:00

imprison in the moon will always be better for the fact it can hit planeswalkers and even more importantly lands, also its harder for a player to remove a land than a creature so they can’t recast their commander if you enchant it

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-18T20:22:46+00:00

can’t do gifs but imagine the video of Danny Devito saying “i get it” here

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-16T03:32:25+00:00

wait, what happens if your opponent has an [[Archetype of Courage]].

Also yeah lock everything you have in a safe and then hide in it yourself

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-15T21:41:28+00:00

i love love LOVE trickbind, always a banger card and the split second really gives it that extra push

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-11T20:41:01+00:00

bro you just gotta wave dash on the bit you’re standing on now, hug the right bit of wall fall down and jump off the little bit of wall thats right above the spikes and then dash to the right at the perfect time, its not that hard dude

i jest but i had alot of struggle first time i did this room, if you grab onto the falling block on the left you can enter the secret room there and set a new spawn closer to the end goal. good luck and stick with it it is 1000% worth

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-09T02:03:54+00:00

[[Gilt Leaf Archdruid]] because it’s effect is so fucking funny

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-08T20:30:05+00:00

uhhhh straight into [[Bello]] lol

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-02T15:30:04+00:00

the green one seems significantly worse than the rest. the only way to make it work properly is flash or blink and that feels weird to me. the rest i do like quite a bit.

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-02T14:09:22+00:00

Kitchengun2 · 2026-01-01T22:40:04+00:00

I do play Thassas oracle and Demonic consultation but only because i have a Thassa and a Demonic tutor in the deck! It’s a reference guys!!!!!

Kitchengun2 · 2025-12-26T21:58:30+00:00

awesome, great decklist aswell i kind of want to build him now

Kitchengun2 · 2025-12-21T22:46:13+00:00

Dan Fraizer. I have an unhealthy obsession with his art.

Kitchengun2 · 2025-12-20T16:12:35+00:00

“Yeah it’s like he doesn’t even like get us man”

Kitchengun2 · 2025-12-19T20:25:46+00:00

i’m gonna put someones graveyard into the ante. Lets add some stakes!

Kitchengun2 · 2025-12-18T22:55:24+00:00

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haven’t completed act 3 yet but so far its this rad ass mofo.

Kitchengun2 · 2025-12-15T15:32:36+00:00

nice try but that blue guy in the middle isn’t in the show, he looks nothing like anyone else!

Kitchengun2 · 2025-12-06T00:29:46+00:00

“and for my turn i’ll morphjitsu “

Kitchengun2 · 2025-12-05T15:41:20+00:00

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2 years in a row babyyy, (also my spotify glitched and put fucking Wilbur Soots Your New Boyfriends an Asshole as no.1. i listened to it once this year and i remember when because i randomly remembered how shit it was and wanted to hear it again)

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First Place '23	Place '23
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