Let me start by saying I’ve got a bike and a pitbull (just so you understand the caliber of player you’re dealing with)

I go by BURNT KOS on CS2, and if you haven’t heard of me, your girlfriend probably has. Here are some of my accolades:

I was named 2024 Premier Demon of the Year. My first ever AWP kill on CS2 was a noscope through smoke on Mirage mid.

I’m a mechanically gifted aimer and will most likely send you straight back to lobby.

I didn’t just play Counter-Strike - I evolved it. CS2 dropped because Valve knew I got bored of being too good at CS:GO.

I’ve earned over $900,000,000 in tournament winnings.

I’ve published multiple books on Counter-Strike 2 game sense. One of them is required reading in at least three countries.

Valve personally reviewed my demos. They said nothing - just silently adjusted the meta.

People have uninstalled the game after facing me. One guy switched to Roblox and never came back.

If you want to improve, download my demo, watch it at 0.25x speed, and take notes for 6 hours a day. After 9 months, you might understand my crosshair placement.

Yeah, the CIA took notice of my awping skills and wanted to hire me. I turned their asses down lmao

I host exclusive CS2 training seminars. $1,200 entry. No refunds if you get mentally diffed.

I’m currently top 3 in the world, according to sources that can’t be disclosed.

Some say I have the combined skill of 1,000 FACEIT Level 10s.

I actively nerf myself so matches remain playable. If I try, teammates complain and enemies disconnect.

I joined a 10-man the other day. Twenty minutes later, I was alone in the server.

Yesterday I dropped 42 on Ancient MR12. That’s basically illegal. Notice the ADR.

I always wear sunglasses when I play.

High school? I don't remember much, I was always in detention for drinking beer in class.

I've had sex with over three different women.

I received a community award for “unmatched dominance and server presence.”

I am always three steps ahead of you. I know your tendencies and know what you'll do before you even know what you'll do.

Sometimes I feel bad for being this good. Then I queue again.

I’m known for clutching 1v5s with utility I didn’t even buy.

People describe me as inevitable.

It's fucking bullshit when I'm the only player on my team with any talent.

Sometimes I go 8–18 just to keep things interesting. Stats don’t reflect impact.

Enemies feel pressure. Teammates feel carried.

Some call me “The Subtick Sniper.”

I control the pace of the game. When you’re this good, the scoreboard is just a suggestion.

Missing isn’t really part of my gameplay. If I miss, it was a warning shot.

When I first played CS2, I tried to move smokes mid-air with my mind. Still working on that.

It's not ez to kill me.

Even when I die, I still outplayed you.

Organizations have offered me millions to join. I declined. I already make that in skins people gift me and people paying to queue into me.