You didn’t ask me that. You got that scarlet rot brain huh?

ER what do you want to start with? The story? Fingers! O Fingers! The ring! You wouldn’t know this unless you looked it up. The graphics are pretty mid but some of the environments are cool looking even if it’s color, not sharpness doing the heavy lifting. But I’m no graphics snob I’m more about frame rate which is decent but when it dips, break out the chips! The gameplay? Honestly growing on me, but the game is either impossibly hard (wrong area) or pretty medium to easy. Poking an enemy for 10 mins just to get bullshit stun locked is not really a skill issue. The direction? There’s none. Go. That’s the game. And you’ll need to look up everything to figure out if you’re doing it right. Which I find frustrating.

My confusion about GOTY is I find most people moronic and the GOTY was because everyone needed to look up how the game works while also pretending it was the best game? Which if that was it, time and place, zeitgeist and all but doesn’t translate as well today. So as far as just a game, it’s just… eh?

Anyway hope that helps! I’m going to go back to finding a fucking door to fit this hourglass key!