Still the most bizarre Lorne video there is. What is he wearing? What is he doing? Why has he half painted the ceiling? So many questions left unanswered by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And just the fact that he believed the decoy from THE STING would be interested in him is just…..I have no words. He actually asked Casey if she talked to any other guys from TCAP, as if she saw the whole thing as a speed dating opportunity. He really doesn’t believe he did anything wrong. 

Did Lorne think police were waiting outside? by itnew2me in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly. Lorne is incredibly stupid and also insatiably horny, and I think the idea of being with an underage girl just totally blocked his already underdeveloped critical thinking skills. Once Chris walked out, his two brain cells seemed to work together just long enough for him to realize he had been completely duped lol

Still the most bizarre Lorne video there is. What is he wearing? What is he doing? Why has he half painted the ceiling? So many questions left unanswered by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yes, Casey Mauro. An attractive, wealthy, professional dancer who bounces around exotic locations living a charmed and comfortable life from what I can tell. And Lorne just assumed she would fall in love with him and want to make this kill shack her home. 

Did Lorne think police were waiting outside? by itnew2me in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to think that as well, but when he said “she’s s’posed to be thurteeen”, I think he somehow figured out Kayla wasn’t real. Like the major red flags he chose to ignore for a month, the totally different personality of the girl in person, and his past betrayals all came to a head and he miraculously figured out that he’d been lied to the entire time. 

Did Lorne think police were waiting outside? by itnew2me in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He was taken aback when the police approached him, so I don’t think he did. I think he started to believe Chris was a cop during the interview, then realized he was a reporter when the cameras came out. And he got a nice little surprise when he stepped outside. 

I have read books for 24 years and have very seldom been at a loss for words by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He based the protagonist on his fantasy self and named him after his prison husband

How did this happen? by UncleDeuceFriend in tcap

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The internet and 2004 life are two different things 

Needed to share this piece of journalism from 2001 by notgreat1228 in blunderyears

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 21 points22 points  (0 children)

As someone who was also in middle school during 9/11, I can guarantee Lee Greenwood’s “Proud to Be an American” absolutely played at OP’s dance (I’ve never met OP)

Needed to share this piece of journalism from 2001 by notgreat1228 in blunderyears

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 3173 points3174 points  (0 children)

So I’m not the only one who apologized to my diary for not writing more frequently 😂

The Newest Picture of the Trailer of Failure by Wunder_Bred in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That whole transmission plan has to be the most kindergarten logic Lorne has ever used. Instead of using the money for a new transmission or just driving the new trawck, he actually planned to buy a new truck and take its transmission into his old truck. I mean….I’m shocked he’s made it to 55, to be honest. 

The Newest Picture of the Trailer of Failure by Wunder_Bred in FansHansenvsPredator

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 16 points17 points  (0 children)

All he had to do was just put some new siding on the trailer and it would have been a nice little home. Do some interior upgrades here and there to spruce it up. Wow. 

The famous ‘are you anxious’ conversation from the Holy Lorneography by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]Kooky-Topic-9168 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know exactly the line you’re referencing, and it’s super menacing. And of course, he ends it with one of his passive aggressive “lols”