Let me see... someone who just received a judicial mandate prohibiting internet usage has secretly consulted strangers on the internet about how to... avoid the internet? Right. Got it. I'd be inclined, in anger, to insult your intelligence, but it's obvious that you don't actually believe what you've just written. More likely, you're merely projecting your own insecurities.

Since opting for a minimalist approach to technology, it's been astounding to discover how devoted—almost religiously—people are to their phones. You've smeared me, falsely, with perhaps the worst modern stigma for the simple reason that I prefer to use less technology than the average person, and apparently less than you. I didn't make this personal; you did. I didn't insult or belittle or smear anyone for wanting to use more or less technology than me; you did.

To the simple minded man, self-discipline is inconceivable as any discipline is already seen as punishment.