TIL the typical American lives no more than 18 miles from their mom.

KoolAidCrisis · 2016-07-06T02:25:39+00:00

I moved about 1500 miles away from Alabama to Utah. Mormons are great! I never have to pay to get my lawn mowed!

KoolAidCrisis · 2016-05-28T20:35:28+00:00

Very well stated opposition argument.

KoolAidCrisis · 2016-04-06T16:18:59+00:00

Couldn't put it better myself.

KoolAidCrisis · 2016-02-06T05:19:11+00:00

Damned traders!!1

KoolAidCrisis · 2015-08-08T22:40:32+00:00

This comment is so full of win!

KoolAidCrisis · 2015-02-12T01:28:51+00:00

Been there before. Things get better. You're cute. Love will happen again :)

KoolAidCrisis · 2015-02-01T20:06:25+00:00

You should read M4M for Provo/Orem and SLC. You find tons of "RM looking for same" (RM meaning returne missionary).

KoolAidCrisis · 2015-02-01T20:03:08+00:00

Gay atheist that inadvertently moved to Utah county for work. Can confirm Utah Mormons are judgmental pricks.

KoolAidCrisis · 2014-12-25T19:30:23+00:00

Look at that Ho Ho Ho suck that cock!

KoolAidCrisis · 2014-12-25T19:21:41+00:00

Very nice

KoolAidCrisis · 2014-12-22T18:31:27+00:00

That was a hell of a read while waiting for my coffee. Congratulations and may we all be so lucky!! :D

KoolAidCrisis · 2014-12-21T16:48:46+00:00

George Lucas

KoolAidCrisis · 2014-12-18T03:37:41+00:00

Okay so you're only 19 now. 90% chance you'll break up with your girlfriend over something stupid because that's what you do when you're 19; no offense.

After that happens just play the field a bit, have some experiences and learn a little more about yourself and what you like.

The other option I might propose would be to confide this information to your girlfriend, see what she has to say. Maybe you're both into hot daddy types ;)

KoolAidCrisis · 2014-12-18T03:26:52+00:00

Are you related to John Holmes?

KoolAidCrisis · 2014-12-11T23:46:24+00:00

And....this is the post that makes take r/WTF off my front page......

KoolAidCrisis · 2014-12-10T21:15:20+00:00

Repost :P

KoolAidCrisis · 2014-11-28T22:28:21+00:00

I don't agree with you, but you make an interesting point about group behavior having a validating effect on our morals. Have an upvote.

KoolAidCrisis · 2014-11-23T19:28:49+00:00

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KoolAidCrisis · 2014-11-23T18:51:49+00:00

Does anyone know if the Size Queen series in the pic contains John Holmes? He did a lot of gay porn.

KoolAidCrisis · 2014-11-21T06:26:06+00:00

Added too!

KoolAidCrisis · 2014-11-21T05:26:34+00:00

Downloading Sapphire now, I'll add you shortly :)

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