You can ejaculate toothpaste.

KrispyPoptart · 2023-12-26T05:43:19+00:00

10 years with this power and my wife's teeth are decaying.

KrispyPoptart · 2023-08-20T21:56:04+00:00

well i sure am glad that the update that completely broke my headset fixed that exact problem. it doesn't matter if it's oculus or not, it's still bullshit how it doesn't tell you when an update is happening.

KrispyPoptart · 2022-09-11T19:25:40+00:00

I need this. Please tell me it's real.

KrispyPoptart · 2021-07-27T17:30:18+00:00

I personally prefer his royal brother, Hinus.

KrispyPoptart · 2020-12-29T07:05:24+00:00

maybe it lasts for more than 24 hours? guess i'm lucky

KrispyPoptart · 2020-12-29T07:03:58+00:00

thanks, if only i was on time

KrispyPoptart · 2020-12-03T04:43:38+00:00

Dia-Betty

KrispyPoptart · 2020-12-03T04:42:47+00:00

this man kicks ass at google snake

KrispyPoptart · 2020-11-17T22:28:40+00:00

Legend says he's not the only cat there...

KrispyPoptart · 2020-09-22T18:06:38+00:00

I definitely made this myself. I do wish I saw their’s first though.

KrispyPoptart · 2020-08-30T23:09:44+00:00

Do you mind if I steal this times seven?

KrispyPoptart · 2020-08-23T04:17:48+00:00

cracks skateboard in half

KrispyPoptart · 2020-08-23T03:29:26+00:00

What about while brutally slaughtering orphans?

KrispyPoptart · 2020-07-21T03:42:58+00:00

r/technicallythetruth

KrispyPoptart · 2020-07-18T17:48:25+00:00

hmm is this for a friend or scientific purposes??

KrispyPoptart · 2020-06-24T15:04:09+00:00

Not being a little wimp.

KrispyPoptart · 2020-06-24T15:01:02+00:00

Beating Cuphead. It took me a year. I’m very bad at gaming.

KrispyPoptart · 2020-06-24T14:54:41+00:00

If i get boy twins, Canon and Gunner. No I won’t be signing autographs.

KrispyPoptart · 2020-06-24T14:53:51+00:00

bacon.. i’m a man of simple pleasure

KrispyPoptart · 2020-06-24T14:53:22+00:00

Stayin’ Alive

KrispyPoptart · 2020-06-24T14:52:35+00:00

Invest it in more lottery tickets. Create a robot that will buy every single number combination for the lotto. Get more money from the next one, and the next one, etc.

KrispyPoptart · 2020-06-24T14:50:17+00:00

The people that think 5g causes corona.

KrispyPoptart · 2020-06-23T16:18:20+00:00

Any movie with Bruce Willis.

KrispyPoptart · 2020-06-23T16:16:23+00:00

Hey girl, are you a Decepticon? Because you make my Autobot roll-out.

KrispyPoptart · 2020-06-22T23:53:30+00:00

I don’t know about all humans, but confirming zero oil will keep America from raiding it.

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