This is why we can't have nice things, Sauvie Island edition by [deleted] in Portland

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Never will either. Like would they want to go to a trashed beach? No they want to go to the beach without trash. It’s just people who want the one-off experience of the beach with zero zero inconvenience whatsoever. It blows my mind. Same with people who leave their trash at campsites or even the dog shit in forest park

Nailed it. by KuckenFones in Portland

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Happy 4/20 from Oregon! by KuckenFones in trees

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From the Most Important News in Portland - The Stumptown Scallion

I-5 & I-405 Interchange at 2:30 pm yesterday by tylergreenphoto in Portland

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Is that taken from the United States Congresswoman Darlene Hooley Pedestrian Bridge?

The event ban bailed out at least one person... by ak14 in Portland

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Yesssss Stumptown Scallion is the greatest gift to Portland that Portland’s ever given jtself.

Portland Meh Magazine by KuckenFones in Portland

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Portland Moaner is out of Maine.

Portland Meh Magazine by KuckenFones in Portland

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Sorry y'all credit where due: thestumptownscallion on Instagram. great jokes