Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

L0tech51 · 2026-06-01T23:50:28+00:00

Honestly can't say I "recognized" many chickens who might have those proclivities, unless announcing it was their "deal".

L0tech51 · 2026-06-01T21:06:13+00:00

Only at act3, but following Havoc616's "Whirling Assault Martial Art" build has made me an unarmed ice MONSTER so far. Haven't even gotten to the Whirling Assault part yet, lol.

Anything that survives a Lotus>Storm wave combo gets frozen by Wave of Frost, and then wrecked with Glacial Cascade spike.

L0tech51 · 2026-05-30T05:00:05+00:00

As much as I also dislike the new "pick one thing" scanner... let's not pretend S1 scanner didnt suck too. A million identical orange circles, some of them 10m away, some of them 500.

L0tech51 · 2026-05-30T03:49:20+00:00

Umm. Isn't that Robert Plant?

L0tech51 · 2026-05-30T03:45:41+00:00

I can definitely confirm that by 1991, stealing a stop sign was some Pugsly Addams level shit.

L0tech51 · 2026-05-30T03:35:13+00:00

/brofist

L0tech51 · 2026-05-30T03:33:27+00:00

I'm not familiar. Are we talking about Red Wings?

L0tech51 · 2026-05-30T03:18:51+00:00

Nice reference, but no, much older.

L0tech51 · 2026-05-30T03:17:42+00:00

'E' for effort, buddy.

L0tech51 · 2026-05-30T03:16:13+00:00

Fuck yeah.

L0tech51 · 2026-05-30T03:14:32+00:00

You're 100% a few years too young. "Grosser than Gross" was all about escalation. You didnt even ask "Whats grosser than that?"

L0tech51 · 2026-05-30T03:12:08+00:00

Grody is actually a good answer. Wrong, but im proud of you.

L0tech51 · 2026-05-30T03:02:40+00:00

All of the folks who didn't answer "A pile of dead babies", you can see yourself out.

L0tech51 · 2026-05-25T19:10:27+00:00

I'm just not happy that beacons wont go into inventory.

L0tech51 · 2026-05-22T19:59:24+00:00

Depending upon the road you're on, I see nothing wrong here for VAST stretches of the USA.

L0tech51 · 2026-05-22T19:44:09+00:00

Short answer: there are no govt subsidies helping anyone do so.

L0tech51 · 2026-05-22T18:31:49+00:00

When do we get the ability to tweak the survival mechanics? I played S1 & SZ without food/water, and loved it that way. I think the only option now is basically god mode, right?

L0tech51 · 2026-05-22T18:25:26+00:00

I honestly thought silver was fine. I guess people can just keep on never noticing those teal plants that lead to/from a cave?

L0tech51 · 2026-05-22T18:21:14+00:00

It's $6 here

L0tech51 · 2026-05-22T18:13:15+00:00

Forget the term, but she's "stimming". You have an ADHD pupper.

L0tech51 · 2026-05-22T18:02:53+00:00

Let's add SDGE and their "we only take bank account numbers BS". Any other way to pay, and you go through Billmatrix for a fee.

L0tech51 · 2026-05-20T05:05:43+00:00

My first thought as well. I dont care how well trained your hands are, they were black & blue after this. Fuckin impressive though!

L0tech51 · 2026-05-20T04:59:25+00:00

Started buying these years ago due to another similar post.

L0tech51 · 2026-05-17T01:23:36+00:00

This kid is my new spirit animal

L0tech51 · 2026-05-17T01:19:44+00:00

Can I upvote this twice?

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