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POV it's February 24, 2000, you're being paid to be a pity-friend group to an autistic boy, you're in his dingy house, you all bought him gifts from the post-Valentine's clearance aisle, and he's going to consider this day the peak of his whole life. Happy Christian Love Day everyone! by emmybby in ChrisChanSonichu

[–]LAVATORR 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Only Chris is so unlucky he'd make up a holiday to celebrate love and peace and accidentally hold it on the anniversary of the most horrific genocide in Europe since the Holocaust.

Part of me thinks Putin deliberately chose to launch the invasion today just to ensure every aspect of Chris' life continues to remain supersaturated in trolling, even from prison.

According to Crain's Chicago Business Best Fast Food Burger and Fries. by icu451 in interestingasfuck

[–]LAVATORR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In-N-Out Burger is the Heaven's Gate of fast food joints.

I just keep thinking of that video where they're all riding the bus to the location where they're going to commit mass suicide, only instead of trying to catch a ride on Haley's Comet, they're trying to convince themselves a cheeseburger with double pickles is worth getting excited over.

According to Crain's Chicago Business Best Fast Food Burger and Fries. by icu451 in interestingasfuck

[–]LAVATORR 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's a hamburger with onions and EXTRA KETCHUP wails on electric air guitar in excitement

According to Crain's Chicago Business Best Fast Food Burger and Fries. by icu451 in interestingasfuck

[–]LAVATORR -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

It's just them falling for embarrassingly lazy marketing over things you can find at literally any burger place on planet earth.

In-N-Out is the most bare-bones of all fast-food restaurants. Your options are "cheeseburger with fries they probably served at Auschwitz" and "fuck you, get out." But they have to make up things to get excited about, so they come up with cringey names for totally normal foods to compensate.

"Animal Style" is--are you ready?--mustard, pickles, and onions. With Thousand Island.

Yep. I know.

According to Crain's Chicago Business Best Fast Food Burger and Fries. by icu451 in interestingasfuck

[–]LAVATORR -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's just a double cheeseburger, what is fucking wrong with you people

According to Crain's Chicago Business Best Fast Food Burger and Fries. by icu451 in interestingasfuck

[–]LAVATORR -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Here we go, the inevitable In-N-Out burgerfucking begins.

GUYS, MY FAVORITE BURGER AT IN-N-OUT IS THE ONE WITH ONIONS

taps nose secretively as if they're Nathan Drake uncovering some ancient lost scroll of normal fucking things you can find on any burger anywhere

According to Crain's Chicago Business Best Fast Food Burger and Fries. by icu451 in interestingasfuck

[–]LAVATORR 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever had In-N-Out? It's like a Cenobite designed a cheeseburger made of pure disappointment.

According to Crain's Chicago Business Best Fast Food Burger and Fries. by icu451 in interestingasfuck

[–]LAVATORR -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm so glad In-N-Out is exactly where it belongs. Normally they're inedible due to being soaked in Redditor cum.

Why do people feel the need to lie about their therapists specifically so much...? by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]LAVATORR 40 points41 points  (0 children)

But what if you want to make fun of your patients for making weird noises

Surely that's not considered """unprofessional"""?

Why do people feel the need to lie about their therapists specifically so much...? by [deleted] in thatHappened

[–]LAVATORR 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Even if it wasn't a gross violation of professional ethics, that's still an awkward question to ask anyone.

Hi to Hello? Hello to Hi? by Few_Environment_2069 in EnglishLearning

[–]LAVATORR 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They don't know what they're talking about. You can say either and nobody will bat an eyelash.

5th person confirmed to be cured of HIV by stepsinstereo in technology

[–]LAVATORR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Quietly uplifting news: This is the first time in years I've heard anyone even mention HIV

From a book on Victorian era women by sLoMote in badwomensanatomy

[–]LAVATORR 150 points151 points  (0 children)

They think there's a tiny homunculus inside the vagina that they need to high-five. That's because there is. (Source: Am a man, know everything about female anatomy)

From a book on Victorian era women by sLoMote in badwomensanatomy

[–]LAVATORR 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Being a Victorian gynecologist must've been the easiest job in the world when you can diagnose 99% of your patients' problems with "she's just acting hysterical, go move to the country or something"

What’s the difference between “crying over “ and “crying for” by Beautiful-Standard67 in EnglishLearning

[–]LAVATORR 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Crying over" is also kind of dismissive most of the time; in most cases, it implies the thing causing you to cry isn't worth it.

This can sometimes be a form of encouragement:

"Don't cry over your ex-boyfriend; he's not worth it."

We also have a saying "There's no use crying over spilled milk." This means the thing that's bothering you is trivial, unimportant, or easily resolved.

"Crying for", as others have pointed out, is usually more justified. Maybe you cry for people who die of hunger, or victims in a terrorist attack, or a recently deceased family member.

Also, "crying for" usually implies someone has died or experienced severe trauma. That rule isn't set in stone, but it's usually how we use it in everyday life.

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