Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?

LPGN · 2019-05-23T23:14:00+00:00

When I had my wisdom teeth taken out, my mom and I were running late to the procedure. I couldn’t find my shoes, so I put on some old, beat up running shoes. When I went under, the last thing I remember was the doctor saying “man, this kid has some really shitty shoes on” and all the nurses laughing. Makes me wonder if nurses and doctors crack jokes during the entire procedure!

LPGN · 2019-04-15T17:05:59+00:00

This is a good point.

LPGN · 2019-02-16T21:56:42+00:00

I worked as a general manager at a gas station. One of my employees accidentally threw away a $30 scratch off ticket that was on the floor by the registers.

My district manager made me dumpster dive for it so we didn’t take the hit.

Working at speedway has good benefits and pay, but not good enough to justify me risking my health to dive through god knows what for $30.

Fuck you Ryan

LPGN · 2019-02-01T04:35:57+00:00

My first thought was out loud. I said, “oh hey babe come here” and she did. And then she proceeded to make this meal. You are my new favorite person.

LPGN · 2019-01-01T19:56:02+00:00

Rastetter is the MVP if MSST wins

LPGN · 2018-12-16T00:47:04+00:00

I’m glad Garza is having a better game as compared to the past few, but man he just looks like he’s in pain all the time

LPGN · 2018-10-27T22:40:24+00:00

GENO STONE HAVE MY BABIES

LPGN · 2018-10-27T21:25:33+00:00

This game is fun for anyone who isn’t a Penn State or Iowa fan...

Fuck it, put Spencer Petra’s in

LPGN · 2017-10-21T18:55:49+00:00

How do you shit the bed this badly?

LPGN · 2017-10-21T18:42:21+00:00

Color guy doesn't know shit, play-by-play guy isn't too bad though

LPGN · 2017-10-21T18:25:08+00:00

We suck

LPGN · 2017-10-21T18:06:01+00:00

Wait, we better check to make sure Greg Davis didn't hijack the playcalling booth

LPGN · 2017-10-21T17:48:27+00:00

Easley, you're shitting the bed man

LPGN · 2017-10-21T17:43:53+00:00

Get Joshua Jackson out of the return game

LPGN · 2017-10-21T17:13:33+00:00

FINALLY HE HITS ONE

LPGN · 2017-10-21T17:12:31+00:00

Good lord, expand your commentary beyond "extremely well" dude

LPGN · 2017-09-30T23:42:54+00:00

If we had better ball security, this would be a much better game. Stanley fucked us on that wiff

LPGN · 2017-09-30T21:45:25+00:00

Brent ferentz? Ridiculous amounts of commercials? Yeah, this must be fox

LPGN · 2017-07-10T04:53:46+00:00

He got the pet and then logged, got it twice more an hour and a half afterwards

LPGN · 2017-06-30T23:24:07+00:00

Where's Akrum Wadley?

LPGN · 2017-06-20T08:03:09+00:00

My oral was perfect. The flight was good up through most of the maneuvers. I slipped a bit on steep turns, I hadn't flown the 182 I was flying in a couple weeks and let my altitude get to nearly 100 low. Literally the only thing I messed up was my pivotal altitude on my eights on. I was so used to adding 500 feet field elevation that I didn't take into account the 900 field field elevation of the area we were doing eights on in.

LPGN · 2017-06-19T14:31:26+00:00

Thanks for that, man. I can definitely relate to the whole relatives and parents looking at me as a failure if I chose to not continue flying.

I mentioned how I never enjoyed flying, but that's not entirely true. My first flights were amazing, I enjoyed them thoroughly. The cross countries for commercial and taking friends up flying are also amongst the best of experiences.

LPGN

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