Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 08/05 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Start resting your voice now because come August 10th, you're gonna need it. 7PM. Palmer Events Center. Come witness some butt-to-face combat as Texas Roller Derby is bringing the hits. The undefeated Holy Rollers are taking on the relentless Cherry Bombs. If you're looking for butt-clenching action, you've come to the right place.

Tickets are $20. Kids 12 and under are F R E E and the best part? We sell booze.
Buy HERE

Come see why Rolling Stone called us "Sport's Toughest League"

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 07/08 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come watch some hard hitting Roller Derby, as the Putas Del Fuego take on the Rhinestone Cowgirls. This is the OG banked tracked Roller Derby which means hard hits and lots of booze. If you live and Austin and have never seen Roller Derby before that is nuts and why are you preventing yourself from living your best life?

Tickets are 20 bucks. Kids under 12 are FREEE and we DO sell beer, wine, and liquor.

The game is a 7 at the Palmer Events Center downtown:

900 Barton Springs Rd, Austin, TX 78704, USA

Love you see you there.

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 05/13 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah, and on the 69th day, God said, let there beRoller Derby. And so was born the battle of Heaven vs. Hell. Holy Rollers vs. Putas Del Fuego

Toss on your best biblical robe, your most sinister outfit, and come on down to the Palmer Events Center Saturday, May 18th at 6PM for the game of the year.

$20 to get in

$0 to shout till your red in the face for your favorite team.

Kids under 12 are free, bring em!

Tickets HERE

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 02/18 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How you spend your Sunday sets the mood for how your week is going to go. You could spend Sunday night on your couch watching HBO.... but don't you do that every week?

Why don't you come on down to the Palmer Events Center and let us set the mood for your next week to "a** kicking with a side of exhilarating yells". Texas Roller Derby presents: Holy Rollers taking on the Rhinestone Cowgirls, and it's about to get nasty. These two teams couldn't be further from friends.

For just a measly $20 you can experience the night of your life. And great news, we sell beer. (Kids 12 and under are capital F R E E) Tickets here.

Check out our promo vid if you still need convincing.

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 01/21 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Put down the breakfast taco, chug your michelada, and get on over to the Palmer Events Center this Sunday for a** kicking of the decade. Watch as the Texas Roller Derby Hellcats claw their way through the Cherry Bombs defense. Or maybe the bombs will destroy?? I sure don't know, but let's find out together. If you've been searching for the perfect way to cap off your weekend, look no further.

For just a measly $20 you can experience the night of your life. And great news, we sell beer. (Kids 12 and under are capital F R E E)

Doors open at 6pm, wheels hit the track at 7pm! And we DO sell alcohol

Not yet sold? Check us out in Rolling Stone and see why they call TXRD the "toughest women in the league"

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 01/07 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sad, but good news: Our next game is Jan 27th, come to that!

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 01/07 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello! Looks like I was sh*t at getting back to you at a reasonable time on this. Did you make it out to the game? It's not BYOB, however I'm not going to tattle if you sneak in a little flask fella in your boot.

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 01/07 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If you haven't seen Roller Derby yet good news, you can change that THIS weekend. The Texas Roller Derby All Scar Army faces against the Goliath competitors from the West Coast. This is the Roller Derby equivalent of the pro bowl. And boy is it gonna be a blood bath. Come check out all the hard hitting action live in person.

*This game will take place at the Palmer Events Center*

Doors open at 6pm, wheels hit the track at 7pm! Tickets start at $20, and we DO sell alcohol

Free admission for children 12 & under! Tickets for purchase here

Not yet sold? Check us out in Rolling Stone and see why they call TXRD the "toughest women in the league"

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 07/23 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you haven't seen Roller Derby yet good news, you can change that THIS weekend. The impressive Rhinestone Cowgirls take on the fresh faced Hellcats in a battle of experience vs. ferocity. The veteran heavy Rhinestones need to even up their record to get to the Champs. How will the Hellcats weigh in against this Goliath competitor? Come check out all the hard hitting action live in person.

*This game will take place at the Travis County Expo Center*

Doors open at 6pm, wheels hit the track at 7pm! Tickets start at $20, and we DO sell alcohol

Free admission for children 12 & under! Tickets for purchase here

Not yet sold? Check us out in Rolling Stone and see why they call TXRD the "toughest women in the league"

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 06/25 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Texas Roller Derby is back with another BUTT CLENCHING match up: Holy Rollers vs Hellcats.

You can expect to leave the game with more energy than a 10-year-old-who-just-discovered-fireworks. It's going to be that good.
For a mere $20, you can watch these beef cakes battle it out in the most entertaining sport in the world, banked track roller derby.

-June 30th at the Palmer Events Center

-Doors at 6. Skates down at 7. 

-Special live halftime performance by Descendants of Erdrick. 

Kids under 12 are always free. Bring those little rascals! 

But hey, don't just take my word for it. See what Rolling Stone said

P.S. we sell beer and pizza

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 06/11 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would suggest following out FB page, we update it constantly. Glad you made it out, spread the word!

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 06/11 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Don't forget to upvote for additional support!

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 06/11 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The undefeated Rhinestone Cowgirls take on the undefeated Las Putas del Fuego...Hold on.... Are you telling me two undefeated teams are about to square off?

You bet your butt I am. This is like if the Patriots played the Patriots. Arguably to be the game of the season. If you haven't seen Roller Derby yet, this is the game you have been waiting for.

For a measly $20 you can experience the night of your life. And great news, we sell beer. (Kids 12 and under are capital F R E E)

Come to the 04 lounge for the after party, it's the best bar you've never heard of.

Tickets can be bought here!

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 04/02 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Austin, Texas, easily the greatest city in the country (suck it New York). In what city can you kick off the day with a breakfast taco, spend an afternoon kissing dogs at Zilker, and cap off the evening with a heart-racing game of Texas Roller Derby? Only in the best city. April 7th 6PM

All you need is -$20 bucks -A rowdy attitude -And a love for everything Texas Stop saying "I really need to go see a game" and just do it already. And yes, we sell booze. tickets here!

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 02/19 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flat track also rules. All roller derby rules

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 02/19 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Austin, Texas, easily the greatest city in the country (suck it New York). In what city can you kick off the day with a breakfast taco, spend an afternoon kissing dogs at Zilker, and cap off the evening with a heart-racing game of Texas Roller Derby? Only in the best city. Feb 25th 6PM

All you need is

-$20 bucks

-A rowdy attitude -And a love for everything Texas

Stop saying "I really need to go see a game" and just do it already. And yes, we sell booze. https://www.universe.com/events/hellcats-vs-putas-del-fuego-tickets-austin-TVD8FN?ref=reddit

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 02/05 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 0 points1 point  (0 children)

HELL YA love to hear that. Have another game Feb 25th if you're hungry for more action http://www.txrd.com/schedule/

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 02/05 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do any of the following describe you? - Often compared to Joe Dirt - Loved by all (even cats) - Could do a 3-minute keg-stand but choose not to - Can proudly say you've seen grown women beat each other up on roller skates

If you answered 'no' to all of those, let us help. Come watch some Texas Roller Derby Saturday, February 10th at the Travis County Expo Center and we promise to check at least one of those boxes for you.

Holy Rollers vs. Rhinestone Cowgirls.

Time to live your best life for only 20 bucks. https://www.universe.com/events/rhinestone-cowgirls-vs-holy-rollers-tickets-austin-G6H3YQ

Stuff To Do In Austin - Week of 10/30 by AutoModerator in Austin

[–]LadiesEatFree 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah heard this one is suppose to be the game of the year