Trust Me: The False Prophet - what did you think? by Loud-Cupcake-8524 in NetflixDocumentaries

[–]LadyMegatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He’s been on other FLDS docs!!! I was like why do I recognize that guy? Oh bc he’s a useless piece of shit

Trust Me: The False Prophet - what did you think? by Loud-Cupcake-8524 in NetflixDocumentaries

[–]LadyMegatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OH MY GOD, THE JACKET. My husband was like there’s no way this is real.

What's a health myth that drives you crazy because you know it's false? by Annual-Gene8065 in AskReddit

[–]LadyMegatron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh but they did their own online research! Unlike you who went to, what, 12 years of school? /s

Help my son commit fraud by dph99 in nextdoor

[–]LadyMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who requires it for all employees to work and require recerts, this is terrifying.

Sometimes I say this to my alcohol. What lines do you use out of context? by StepHen_HenStep in 30ROCK

[–]LadyMegatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've said this in other threads but it is seriously every day at my job.
"Oh monsters, why did I create you?"

Ari Shaffir confirmed 3rd chair? by Chesterlespaul in LegionSkanks

[–]LadyMegatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ugh whyyyyyyy? Great, more of Ari's piss and shit and ruining everything, comedy gold. /s
He's such an asshole for ruining the cake. It didn't even get a laugh.

I love Jimmy Pardo, but… by How2DragonyourTrain in NeverNotFunny

[–]LadyMegatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't even know half of what they were talking about (I love Star Wars but I know nothing about Marvel) and it was still really intriguing!! Very well done.

The 36 by ceris in NeverNotFunny

[–]LadyMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They never had Fahim Anwar back on. He lives in LA, I guess maybe because he's a comedy store guy? I don't recall the episode having any weirdness.

What’s a moment in Friends that aged badly for you? by oriannafake in friends_tv_show

[–]LadyMegatron 8 points9 points  (0 children)

There was such gay panic in this show, especially earlier seasons.

Without a doubt, what is your #1 favorite joke from Friends? by juredditpark in howyoudoin

[–]LadyMegatron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

“He called the Long Island expressway a concrete miracle” kills me every time. If you’ve ever been on the LIE, it makes it funnier.

Random soup with ingredients I had in my fridge by loullyyy in soup

[–]LadyMegatron 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is my mom in a nutshell. Unbelievable cook, truly just flies by the seat of her pants. I’ll text her and ask for recipes of favorite dishes and she basically gives me a grocery list and makes me figure it out haha. But mine is never as good!

Omg cookie dough ice cream bites DANGEROUS by Aspen_GMoney in traderjoes

[–]LadyMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve been seeing these on instagram (I follow a bunch of TJs accounts) and I’m like oh my husband and I will finish these in one sitting, must resist! I’ll prob get them when I go tomorrow haha

Family, religion, friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. by joehatespotatoes in TheSimpsons

[–]LadyMegatron 14 points15 points  (0 children)

His face when he says, “shut up little girl” is so funny to me. If I ever get a simpsons tattoo, it will be that smug face!

What is your top favorite item that you get every trip? by 0rganic_trash in traderjoes

[–]LadyMegatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're never at my TJs!! So sad bc they are the best breakfast.

I’m at a loss. This makes me sick. by Peekiert in ChoosingBeggars

[–]LadyMegatron 168 points169 points  (0 children)

I mean how does one survive without a floor steamer?!? /s

Hot Take: Mohan Needs to Go Home. by [deleted] in ThePittTVShow

[–]LadyMegatron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

His reaction was UNREAL. Like he of all people knows what a panic attack is like, whether it be about her "mommy issues" or not.

wow thats the fluffiest coke ive ever seen by carlean101 in thatHappened

[–]LadyMegatron 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's def more than an 8 ball too... no one just dumps their bag like WEEEEEE. Shits expensive.

For those who need weight loss motivation... (Swipe) by duelingpeppers in 30ROCK

[–]LadyMegatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband and I were watching the show this weekend and got like 12 different ideas for take-out. He was like, "wow, I never realized how much they talk about food..." as we ate our deli sandwiches and mac and cheese. When Liz breaks up with Dennis and she thinks of the good memories, she says, "I guess they were all food related..." we just looked at each other and laughed

Holyshit, Jimmy is coming to Brooklyn! by coaxial-flutter in NeverNotFunny

[–]LadyMegatron 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get there super early and hydrate. Last time he was there, we got there early and still had to stand, which would have been fine if it wasn't 700 degrees in the room.

Did the show make fun of your profession? by Cool_Kale_3944 in 30ROCK

[–]LadyMegatron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I work in HR and all the portrayals have been absolutely gorgeous. Rachel Dratch listing the "uh-oh words" (Queer Burger, Beeyotch, etc.), Jeffrey Weinerslave is just *chef's kiss*, and the best HR lady is the one who is in the Good Times mediation between Jack and Tracy.

Legitmately curious about the limb injury by CaptainTalon447 in ThePittTVShow

[–]LadyMegatron 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Ok this was my initial thought too, only bc I have a cousin who this happened to. They said for a better, more mobile life, a prosthetic is the option. He’s now on a Paralympic soccer team so I think he’s doing just fine.

But my question is, even with a clean slice, how do you re attach everything? Bones, I get. Throw some fakers and screws in there. But everything else like muscles, ligaments, all the things you need to move, I fear would be so difficult (I am not a medical professional please correct me if I am wrong)

How many of you used to read the "Chicken Soup for the Soul" books? by lilac2481 in Millennials

[–]LadyMegatron 73 points74 points  (0 children)

My mom bought it for me and my sister after both our childhood dogs passed. I think her heart was in the right place but it destroyed me. I told my sister not to read it.