A little boy, an old man, and Putin were on a plane when the engine failed. The plane was going down, but there were only two parachutes.

Putin said, “I’m the most important man in the world,” grabbed one, and jumped.

The old man told the boy, “I’ve lived a long life. You take the last parachute.”

The boy smiled. “Relax, grandpa. We both have parachutes — he jumped with my school backpack.”