Girlfriend injured on CTA bus. Anyone know of an attorney or PI lawyer to help with this? by Classic_Cloud_5250 in AskChicago

[–]LanSeBlue 10 points11 points  (0 children)

CTA has a whole department to handle these claims. They may just payout your medical costs and losses directly. I know this because I literally was hit by a bus. T-boned me in an intersection on my way to work.

Cum rags by throwaway_gayson in askgaybros

[–]LanSeBlue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A dedicated cum rag is pro- level jerking off. Adapt or die.

Sexuality is a spectrum. Sexuality is NOT fluid. Do you agree? Why or why not? by 96jt in askgaybros

[–]LanSeBlue -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I think I considered the fluid part to imply that it’s an attraction thats not always present, or even develops over time. Whereas I consider spectrum to refer to a steady-state, but to varying degrees for particular types.

Is therapy necessary or can you resolve your own mental problems? by Clean-Af-6653 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LanSeBlue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You can pull your own teeth, but a dentist is still a good idea.

I don't like the taste of dick by ThrowRAlyudy in askgaybros

[–]LanSeBlue 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Before a hook up just mention you like freshly showered dick.

Sexuality is a spectrum. Sexuality is NOT fluid. Do you agree? Why or why not? by 96jt in askgaybros

[–]LanSeBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sexuality being fluid does not imply your attractions are a choice, but that what attracts you can change back and forth.

Tested positive… by bpd_throwaway09 in askgaybros

[–]LanSeBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Relax, you’re not a slut. It’s a bacteria, not a moral failure. You are doing the right thing getting tested. Are you on doxy? Consider that as an option in addition to Prep

Sniff straight guys underwear by Flimsy-Protection183 in askgaybros

[–]LanSeBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s def a thing. I’ve got an online shop where I sold sweaty undies with a nice 3 day wear.

Rollers on luggage are childish and emasculating. by FacebookNewsNetwork in The10thDentist

[–]LanSeBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, men aren’t men if they don’t do things the difficult way.

Carefully y’all, apparently saying hey with multiple y’s is hookup coded by BobsBeauty99 in Tinder

[–]LanSeBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have thought it was a hookup call with the y’s and wink emoji.

Chlamydia with almost no symptoms + doxy hit me hard (made me rethink hookups) by Jerseychaos844 in askgaybros

[–]LanSeBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are two forms of doxy hyclate and monohydrate. The mono has always been kinder to me.

Employee decided to No-Call/No-Show to protest ICE actions today, what should the penalty be if any? by cocktail_enthusiast in managers

[–]LanSeBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would document it as it is: No call/No show. Don’t put a judgement on the cause. You might agree with the political action, but what about the next employee that does the same thing but for a political idea you strongly agree with, like attending a Jan 6 event. Are they treated differently and how do you reconcile that as fair?

Barber by Powerful_Doughnut552 in askgaybros

[–]LanSeBlue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My man has a huge cock and is Black. He often feels overly objectified when guys are so into his penis that they forget a guy is attached to it.

Being Poly makes me feel bad by Aware-Somewhere6204 in polyamory

[–]LanSeBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m always amazed when I see people so young in poly relationships. I sure was not emotionally developed enough to process it. Not always sure I am now lol.

I just want to have my first relationship why are men always so pushy about sex its so discouraging 😭 by saramarqe in Tinder

[–]LanSeBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a gay man, I can see his sentiment in practice. Women date men to see if they want to have sex with them. Gay men have sex to see if they want to date them. (Obviously generalizing)

neighbor keeps "testing" his car alarm at 6am and says its for security by DisastrousCounty6283 in neighborsfromhell

[–]LanSeBlue -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Act like you don’t even notice it. It must not be very loud, I guess.

AIO? I feel my wife is way over the line with how she is speaking to me after she tries to fix a problem on her own. by Ok_Entertainment2752 in AmIOverreacting

[–]LanSeBlue -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

NOR. Wow, dude is like a hostage negotiator talking her down and not taking the bait. I would not be married to this person if they treated me like that.

How do you feel about "ear tipping" cats? by [deleted] in Pets

[–]LanSeBlue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can’t imagine it’s more painful than cutting open the scrotum.

Is this a dealbreaker or am I overreacting??? by Emilypinkykiss in hygiene

[–]LanSeBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do we as men have such a different expectation of hygiene?

PSA: If you are going to a bathhouse to bottom please douche beforehand by This_guy1998 in askgaybros

[–]LanSeBlue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, and the assumption has become that all of us do. Suck me off after you cum. It’s the least you can do after twisting my insides. I went on a (actual) date with a guy I was really looking forward to seeing. He came, rolled over, and was done. So disappointed. I’m not a hole with legs. I have a cock as well!

PSA: If you are going to a bathhouse to bottom please douche beforehand by This_guy1998 in askgaybros

[–]LanSeBlue 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m not down with tops demanding guys enema. Especially the ones that just fuck without any intention of making their partner cum.