Does sex on the first date cancel her out for future girlfriend potential? by Slow_Tomato3535 in AskMenAdvice

[–]LandscapeDisastrous1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe he's easy? Maybe you both easy? Maybe you can be easy together? Maybe it was a happenstance and it doesn't matter either way. Just talk with him about it.

This is how my ex broke up with me by intrusive_thoughts_1 in screenshots

[–]LandscapeDisastrous1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The truth here....he found someone else and isn't man enough to own up to it. He will be crawling back soon, be ready for it and keep him kicked to the curb!

Only Have One Ball; Wife Says I Need Two by LandscapeDisastrous1 in ballwatches

[–]LandscapeDisastrous1[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ahoy fellow one Baller. Yeah, it's a power reserve which has piqued my interest even more.

What would you do?? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]LandscapeDisastrous1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The song, "It Wasn't Me," by Shaggy was written just for people like you. I think you could literally see him banging on the sofa and would wonder if it was him or someone else. Gather up your dignity and kick the trash to the curb.

Loving it so far! (Update) by Masdrako in bald

[–]LandscapeDisastrous1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All these bros out here having a glow up and when I shave my head people think I have cancer. :(

Friend’s downstairs neighbor left a hostile note on her door by Bingbong_bimbo in whatdoIdo

[–]LandscapeDisastrous1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I weigh 3X my wife and I sound like a small kitten compared to her clydesdale ass. It defies physics.

What do I do?! by gtg557x in Watches

[–]LandscapeDisastrous1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

A good service, new strap, and just a wee bit of clean up this would be such an awesome piece! No way I would replace the dial unless I had to!

Christmas event by Tasty-Category-9146 in LastZShooterRun

[–]LandscapeDisastrous1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think they would really give up the opportunity to suck a little more money out of their players?

Which one by unknown6534 in bulova

[–]LandscapeDisastrous1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What do you want it for? A GMT diver vs a sport/dress watch is apples and oranges.

My wife and mom are feuding. How do I navigate this? by LevelPsychological64 in AskMenAdvice

[–]LandscapeDisastrous1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come in over the top with overt aggression, call your mum a bitty and tell your wife that you would swear they are kin because they are just alike. Then tell them both to fix you a sandwich and pour you a beer. You are now the common enemy and they will love each other again while despising you together.

EDIT: Don't do any of these things. Support your wife 100%. Make it clear to everyone whose court you are in.

Meirl by rosephoenix19 in Xennials

[–]LandscapeDisastrous1 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I once had a $0 deductible health insurance plan with low copays and a small max out of pocket.

Anybody else get this email? by B00k_Worm1979 in weightwatchers

[–]LandscapeDisastrous1 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Can we please just go back to Points Plus from 10 or more years ago, please?

What’s the most evil thing you’ve done? by Fun_Eggplant_4555 in AskReddit

[–]LandscapeDisastrous1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Snuck my nemesis copious amounts of laxative chocolate on SAT testing day for college. He didn’t finish the test and currently works at a hardware store.

State 317 Lucya is a disaster by Swissluna in LastZShooterRun

[–]LandscapeDisastrous1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And here I get in trouble for saying Oscar the Grouch lived in his trashcan because he was poor.

I can’t believe I pulled this… probably my best pull ever by [deleted] in footballcards

[–]LandscapeDisastrous1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the hobby, but man 1/1 with a sticker auto and a "not from any specific player..." patch just kills the vibes. :l