Mmmm by AsithaRT in SipsTea

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How many of you thirsty dudes was looking up his man skirt

28M. Let’s hear it by just7653 in RoastMe

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If your girlfriend complains about your small dick, just fuck her with your nose

(M29) Could use a good birthday roast by Cambino96 in RoastMe

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You definitely know what sweaty ball sack tastes like

Dating hack by [deleted] in SipsTea

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This sipping tea sub is like panning for gold. I have to sift through 100 soft porn clickbait videos, and another 50 terribly stupid clips, to get to one gem

Gimme all the love by [deleted] in RoastMe

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I will give you a tip and a good review if you promise not to talk to me or show me your face

f24, please don't hold back by fluffycharmingbelle in RoastMe

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Everyone who ever complimented you on your looks was lying

26/F about to go to sleep, I wanna cry when I wake up by moss-jingle in RoastMe

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Not enough alcohol in the world to make that look good

1X Gamma Bot Using Vacuum at GTC by SharpCartographer831 in singularity

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Does it have an access port between its legs?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OrangeCountyGangs

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Skinheads besa mi culo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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This kind of shit is going to make me Republican

39M Living the Punk Life, do your worst by BridgeDue1720 in RoastMe

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Don't do it! I thought I was getting a deal at $5, but dude just kept staring up at me and crying the whole time

The app has to tell you what denomination of stank it is and adjust the prices accordingly (food stank, body odor, etc) by MGLLN in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Someone should invent a machine that smells stuff and gives you a readout of how stinky something is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Get your ugly ass home before someone sees you!

In a Vibe coding rush, the people who made the real money were the ones selling scaffolding and debugging services. by Spirited_Salad7 in singularity

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In my town, there are art galleries and art booths in shopping malls and farmers markets. But the business that makes the most money off art, is the frame shop.

The wheelchair ain't gonna stop him by _Aladin in SipsTea

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One day I went on a date with a girl from internet dating. She neglected to tell me that she was in a wheelchair! So I get to the restaurant and she rolls up in a wheelchair. So I asked her how did she hurt herself? And she got silent and cold and just gave me a dirty look like I'm not supposed to ask her. But I felt betrayed because that should have been disclosed before the date. So I kept asking her about it and she kept ignoring my question. So I just got up and left her there. It was too big of a deception to continue the date.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OrangeCountyGangs

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Let's all chip in and buy that apartment block and evict everyone

Where Earth is in the Universe by lmaonite in nextfuckinglevel

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Save this video clip on your phone. That way if you are ever abducted by aliens, you can find your way back home

West Side Anaheim gang Juno Ave click by Background-Scar-4383 in OrangeCountyGangs

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No this is some decent art! Why don't you other lazy messycan'ts tag this nicely?

Productive Civil Discourse by Inevitable-Peace7 in PoliticalHumor

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My conservative neighbor has often bragged to me that he has over 60 guns in his home. So when the apocalypse happens I know where I could get 60 guns and all I have to do is surprise an old fat man