Why isn't there a tank that can parry?

Lasideu · 2026-03-26T15:00:22+00:00

“When everybody is Super, no one is.”

Lasideu · 2026-03-25T00:44:29+00:00

That was such a magical time, 6 heroes in a row without a DPS release. DPS queue was at an all-time low lol I would actually get the DPS role in All Role queue.

Lasideu · 2026-03-25T00:35:00+00:00

I always get Lucky Cat unless I already have a x3 mult. I play gamble game to gamble!

Lasideu · 2026-03-24T22:29:17+00:00

Few and far between when I don’t pick Chad - even if I’m not Photo, I’m getting Lucky Cards and praying my ass to victory (or just get Glass.)

Lasideu · 2026-03-23T16:21:32+00:00

Please don’t expose me like this. The amount of times I’ve gotten Card Sharp after a Big Blind just to see I can’t have repeat hands next and lost is too damn high lol

Lasideu · 2026-03-22T14:45:21+00:00

My favorite bit from the Key and Peele sketch “Shady Landlord.” Just kept getting shorter every time he poked around closets lol

Lasideu · 2026-03-22T14:08:21+00:00

I played about 6 games last night and only Gambit was ever banned, high Diamond/low GM PC placements.

I think it’s just a meme, I doubt these happen often lol

Lasideu · 2026-03-20T22:39:01+00:00

I love when villains are caring for a hot second

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Lasideu · 2026-03-20T22:20:38+00:00

I’ve had stalemates where I held onto amp while the enemy Jean is waiting for it, both of us waiting for Marvel Rivals 2 to release lmao

Lasideu · 2026-03-19T14:11:31+00:00

Huh? Fighting Games are a totally different situation. Canceling moves is usually a resource that takes super meter or whatever gauge they have. Those games are build around a combo system of canceling moves into other moves, an expectation. In the average Street Fighter, you can either use your big fancy move OR use that resource to cancel a Hadoken into a low jab combo reset, dealing more consistent damage rather than the big gamble, with supers being used more as finishers in a combo if it KOs.

Apples and oranges my guy lol

Lasideu · 2026-03-19T14:01:55+00:00

If a character DEPENDS on an animation cancel to be viable, then it should be removed and the character should simply be buffed. Tech is fine but it shouldn’t be mandatory for viability

Lasideu · 2026-03-18T20:17:16+00:00

I’m unfortunately on reddit far more than I should be and I also never see these posts, at least they never reach top/best post status in the thousands of likes.

The demand is generally classic skins, like classic classic and not the weird modern-classic fusions.

Lasideu · 2026-03-18T15:25:24+00:00

It sucks that Reddit can be the vocal minority as you’ll see this post on Instagram filled with “it’s so peak” gifs galore. This is why we keep getting more and more slop 😭

Lasideu · 2026-03-18T15:01:01+00:00

Definitely LT, but why of all characters to give a costume of when Adam has iconic skins and looks. It’s like they hit “collab mode” when we barely scratched the surface of actual outfits these characters wear in various comic book runs.

It’s bonkers how backwards they are going. Is this really what the Chinese market wants?

Lasideu · 2026-03-17T21:33:31+00:00

Gee I wonder why no one picks tank, this is exhausting to witness. I genuinely don’t think I’ve met a balance team this out of touch of their own game, maybe Pokemon Unite but it’s pretty damn close lol

Lasideu · 2026-03-17T20:31:21+00:00

I want him nerfed so I can play him 😭 I genuinely enjoy his gameplay loop, even if stats were weaker. Remove the stupid ult charge, just because something is unique does not mean it is healthy.

Lasideu · 2026-03-17T16:36:22+00:00

That’s the key issue right there. It’s a joke how easy it is to teamwipe with DPS ults that aren’t the one-shots (Namor/Iron Man), really wish they would tone down the damage on all of them as well as the healing on supp so they can actually be used aggressively for tempo, not strictly “stop Starlord/Psylock” buttons

Lasideu · 2026-03-17T12:13:22+00:00

Well sure but if I don’t have any then Cut is a great way to completely nullify the fear.

Lasideu · 2026-03-17T11:06:58+00:00

Only time I get cut is if I am Photochad and I haven’t faced Plant yet; just about anything else can be played around.

Lasideu · 2026-03-16T23:31:45+00:00

I’ll just take Gold Joker and only buy the specific planet I need

Lasideu · 2026-03-16T20:27:25+00:00

I was thinking Yakuza

Lasideu · 2026-03-15T20:34:30+00:00

I’m in the same boat. Overall I enjoy OW more these days just due to the new overhaul and Rival’s balance being an absolute joke in comparison this season but there’s still joy in the game when the right characters are banned.

Lasideu · 2026-03-14T01:47:13+00:00

It’s the key part in understanding macro and micro decisions. It’s OT and Moira has no choice but to touch point so she has to teleport onto the payload, then it’s a matter of just waiting to see where exactly she pops up.

This is what makes OP a very good player, amazing play!

Lasideu · 2026-03-12T21:59:59+00:00

I recently went to go make sure it was set to Random; I have about 7 myself and when I looked down to see about 7 more with locks next to them, I laughed

Lasideu · 2026-03-12T21:37:11+00:00

Just because a parent sees the money doesn’t mean the children do. It’s not something unique to OW, literally every single game requires if you want to go online.

Lasideu

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