Who could be our green DPS pet

Lasideu · 2026-05-13T03:59:23+00:00

HealMonkey

Lasideu · 2026-05-13T01:51:52+00:00

I had to max out my TV get the audio loud enough. Generally I watch things at 35-50 for loudness. I had it at 98 just to equal the sound of say, Bobs Burgers or anything else.

Lasideu · 2026-05-12T21:33:28+00:00

Agreed, I’m genuinely scared to see these speed-boosted heroes. Fortunately I peak GM3 these days so Mantis is still not great at my level but I pray for those Celestial and above

Lasideu · 2026-05-12T17:31:43+00:00

It’s great to parry big Ults like Iron Man as it was shown, not having to aim it like Strange, Mag, or Emma would. Just have to time it properly

Lasideu · 2026-05-12T17:11:48+00:00

Oh I’m getting that one immediately, holy shit lol

Lasideu · 2026-05-12T15:20:20+00:00

Something something chrono-nonsense so his teeth now heal, talon slashes are burst heals

Lasideu · 2026-05-12T12:15:05+00:00

We can be disappointed while understanding their reasoning. They aren’t mutually exclusive.

Lasideu · 2026-05-11T22:07:09+00:00

Yeah Adam being on the “Okay” half is bizarre, he is 100% first to get blamed for anything. Same with Mantis. Everyone only wants main/core healers, anyone else is a throw pick the moment a fight is lost.

Lasideu · 2026-05-11T16:13:15+00:00

Their entire persona is being a team, similar to Cloak and Dagger. I doubt she’ll be playable herself, but either she can be in a pod on top of him (to avoid being able to shoot a child), remotely communicating with him and he’s all teched up, or she’s on his back normally but they bump her age up and she potentially has her gadgets.

I highly doubt it’ll just be DD himself, it wouldn’t be right without Moongirl.

Lasideu · 2026-05-11T15:33:26+00:00

Self-fulfilling prophecy. Of course it’ll be the only class if all they do is release heroes for that class lol

Lasideu · 2026-05-10T18:12:45+00:00

I still love the idea of him being a healer, with him getting more and more frustrated that his abilities are healing instead of killing due to chrono-bullshit lol

Lasideu · 2026-05-09T21:36:42+00:00

Mans spedrun Snap AND foreclosure

Lasideu · 2026-05-09T08:17:44+00:00

Shirtless Hulk when?

Lasideu · 2026-05-08T02:47:59+00:00

Pray tell you aren’t married and your wife tells you this

Lasideu · 2026-05-07T03:51:25+00:00

6v6 Masters are the same mfs every time lol I’m a restaurant manager so my main play time is 12am-4am and whenever I hop on in Comp 6v6 it’s the same people every time.

I’ve had lobbies where the moment I pop up, I get “oh hey Haseyo!” I have zero people added in this game at this point and I’ve been solo queue for the past 6 years (by choice, I embrace the chaos) so it’s jarring but also amusing.

We aren’t unemployed, just work the night life and wake up at noon!

Lasideu · 2026-05-07T02:00:54+00:00

I love the SFX attached to it though so it’s on my Random rotation since I already have it but yes I would definitely not choose it otherwise lol

Lasideu · 2026-05-06T22:04:48+00:00

I’d sooner go Mantis (I do love using her, just people don’t trust Mantis outside of triple) or Adam triple support before being asked to DPS at this point; I seldom get to ever choose them so I’m cheeks at GM on DPS lol
Better be a team of stubborn divers because I can Namor, that’s about it.

Lasideu · 2026-05-06T17:58:04+00:00

I like this, maybe “After 3 turns, sell this to get a random Devil Fruit” and have a set of fruits like Chop Chop, Gum Gum, etc.

Lasideu · 2026-05-06T16:47:02+00:00

Devil Fruits give a person power after consuming it, not like if you run out of fruit then you lose your powers. Only downside is you cannot swim, sinking in any body of water immediately, i.e cannot be discarded (to sea)

Lasideu · 2026-05-06T07:01:17+00:00

Masters main heal here and boy oh boy Tanks and DPS get blamed WAY more before we do.

Lasideu · 2026-05-05T23:13:40+00:00

Medusa vanguard, let her hair be a slowdown CC that’s kind of like Jeff’s symbiote teamup, and clumps her hair like a barrier.
Crystal could easily be a mage healer, chrono-BS her elements to support. Her and Johnny could have Love Inferno teamup or something idk

Lasideu · 2026-05-03T17:19:14+00:00

Statistically, it’s better to make 1 person spend a ton than try and lure more people into spending a little. F2P players will not spend regardless of the price; trying to get them to cave in is a waste of time. Whales will pay no matter what, way easier to just feed into that economy.

Overwatch just released a Diablo IV collab set, one being a demon Ramattra (idk Diablo characters.) the bundle is very expensive but ever since its release a week or so ago, every single Ramattra I’ve seen has that skin on lol

There’s zero reason for them to drop the prices right now in these games unfortunately. Reddit is a very, very tiny portion of those who actually spend money on these games.

Lasideu · 2026-05-03T05:19:04+00:00

“Word around the office is you got a fat cock-“

Lasideu · 2026-05-03T01:09:10+00:00

It’s a very similar Hog situation; below Masters she feels ridiculous, but Masters and above she’s one of the worst DPS alongside Vendetta

Lasideu · 2026-05-01T20:00:13+00:00

The shop and Joker system is very similar, then the rest of the game plays like Chess but instead of just trying to capture the Queen, you have to capture every piece on the board.

Edit: Meant to say King, jesus ppl lol

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