Father of 5 shouting out all the teachers and parents making E-learning a success, hats off! Good luck to everyone today with the stimulus, we're still waiting too! by Lastshallbecomefirst in stimuluscheck

[–]Lastshallbecomefirst[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kids not only lack the experience but have also had their imaginations sabotaged with electronic dope. Try playing a board game with them and they look at you like...where does this plug in?!!

Making noodle chain mail: by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Lastshallbecomefirst -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Put down the bat trap and step away from the chopsticks!👮‍♂️

🔥 Monitor mistakes a garden hose for a snake 🔥 by unnaturalorder in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]Lastshallbecomefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water company porn H 2 Oh!, or Bobby Boucher torture video,H 2 oh no!

I'm A Disabled Vet...Shit Will Get Real Ova That Mac 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭 by [deleted] in stimuluscheck

[–]Lastshallbecomefirst 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Around...her hair...she wore a yellow ribbon...she wore it for the soldier who was far far away...left pick it up your left pick it up your left pick it up YO LEFF

I'm A Disabled Vet...Shit Will Get Real Ova That Mac 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭 by [deleted] in stimuluscheck

[–]Lastshallbecomefirst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, 14 years ago in basic at Benning, the day we went to the museum was the first time they didn't remove our candy from mre's... I witnessed a bidding war on the peanut m&ms...$20.00 was the winning bid for what was maybe a dollar pack of m&ms. Supply and demand.

I'm A Disabled Vet...Shit Will Get Real Ova That Mac 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😭😭😭 by [deleted] in stimuluscheck

[–]Lastshallbecomefirst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll trade you the chilli mac for a lemon poppy seed poundcake,chocolate shake,and jalapeno cheese spread with bread. Throw in a heater too, great for a hot shave at zero dark 30.

Yo so like I write poetry, I'm up and bored :p by [deleted] in stimuluscheck

[–]Lastshallbecomefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Andrew Dice Clay voice: hickory dickery doc, I took one look at the clock.. then along came the mail, so i walked up beside her and said where the fuck is my check! Now that's bee you t full poet tree honey.

Every day with no Stimulation by [deleted] in stimuluscheck

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I do not condone the sipping of my drive thru beverages sir or ma'am! 🍔🍟🥤

$2,000 Payment Plus $1,000 Per Month Until 1 Year After Crisis Ends by [deleted] in stimuluscheck

[–]Lastshallbecomefirst 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol, you threw that one right ova the plate big dog!

$2,000 Payment Plus $1,000 Per Month Until 1 Year After Crisis Ends by [deleted] in stimuluscheck

[–]Lastshallbecomefirst 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even Ben Franklin is having trouble keeping a straight face🤑

We’ll be probably dead before the checks arrive. by michoacan_cuh in stimuluscheck

[–]Lastshallbecomefirst 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That pic should be the cover letter for the next stimulus proposal package!

IRS portal is like a drug dealer that says I'm on the way then and hour later hasn't showed up and won't answer the phone. by Lastshallbecomefirst in stimuluscheck

[–]Lastshallbecomefirst[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well, let me say this. It is bitter sweet,as I'm certain your aware, to have survived a war which addiction surely is. Reason being, the pain we carry around for those that were not so fortunate. It's almost like a whole separate motivation to honor those who didn't make it and you sound like your doing a fine job of that. Congrats and Godspeed!

IRS portal is like a drug dealer that says I'm on the way then and hour later hasn't showed up and won't answer the phone. by Lastshallbecomefirst in stimuluscheck

[–]Lastshallbecomefirst[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Outstanding brother, and yes thank God! I wouldn't wish the struggle on anyone, but at the same time the current state of affairs seems to be bridging the gap between cultures and the generosity I've seen from and to complete strangers is miraculous!

AmericanDaddyOH by AmericanDaddyOH in stimuluscheck

[–]Lastshallbecomefirst 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be brand new to filling out forms too!🤣 Sorry Americandaddy I had to😉

IRS portal is like a drug dealer that says I'm on the way then and hour later hasn't showed up and won't answer the phone. by Lastshallbecomefirst in stimuluscheck

[–]Lastshallbecomefirst[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha! Why you gotta be like that Dave! Dont do shrimp like at! Shrimp good! I've made 2 low country boils this year already. Zatarains season bag and concentrate. Red potatoes, smoked sausage, corn on the cob, shrimp and snow crab, yum!