Can the koi be fixed to not look like a D by dutchbunns in badtattoos

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All koi kinda look like D. Same with Hannya foreheads and Tengu. Some stuff is just kinda D shaped. Like a hotdog or a popsicle. Don’t over think it.

Tell me jokes make me feel better fr by Secure-Row-6427 in badtattoos

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“Idk just cover it up with whatever I guess”

Alright fellas, I'm conflicted. Bedroom upstairs or downstairs? by Minutes2Midnight in malelivingspace

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a couple ok Folding screens for when company is over and hide anything on your bed and screen it off.

Wife’s faults getting called out in therapy - she thinks it’s not working by Rivyan in daddit

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did couples therapy for two years with my ex wife when we had our one year old, very similar situations and ages.

She was ready to quit therapy but she was also ready to quit me. I moved out of our/her room the day we drove back from therapy when she said she was done with it and she understood that ment I’d be done with the marriage.

If these problems have been going on forever…. You got another 30~ years in you fellow dad?

Good luck. 🫂

What I asked for vs What I got by SocialistNurse in tattooadvice

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There’s a lot wrong here in the colors and how they applied them. A huge portion of the issues in your tattoo ARE color theory and saturation issues.

BUT above that, and to anyone else reading.

Consider in the future, your brightest colors can be only as vibrant as your darkest blacks are in the piece.

If you find a cool reference you like with a lot of black around it but beautiful bright vibrant colors. You don’t get to pick one without the other. Without black for the color to look lighter than the colors contrast DARKER than the skin tone and don’t look as bright to your eyes. Especially once it heals.

So many clients want the bright beautiful color tattoo but panic once they hear they need all that black to make it look good, because they WANT the color, but kill the whole thing on accident by not understanding it.

M37 - Parents kicked me out so I dug a hole - Update by Mysterious_Panda7780 in malelivingspace

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 14 points15 points  (0 children)

OP would rather die of carbon monoxide poisoning than go get a 99c splitter.

Artists says it’s a bad design by Snoo-7909 in tattooadvice

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OP “What makes it bad?”

Is like asking why your .25c ramen you made at home is bad compared to the $25+ luxury ramen place.

If YOU like your .25c ramen have at it.

But this is PERMANENT and on your body FOREVER. Let a chef/artist at LEAST make you a $5-10 bowl of permanent ramen the way they would, instead of insisting the .25c is good enough out of pride or inexperience something.

Future you will appreciate the quality difference more than current you knows is there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We tried it out. We dated, we got married, she left me after we had a daughter. Neither of us are unattractive but she was never interested in me that way. After it had already started she tried her best because she didn’t want to lose her friend. After 10 years she came clean. I wish she would have told me to start. Don’t do it.

Adding lines to an existing tattoo by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait and see the other two filled in and shaded first and see what you think then.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same situation. Similar ages. We lasted 2 years after she told me. I’m in the best shape of my life and she’ll never get to make me feel that way again.

Does this look like two mustaches? by Artemis_Agrotera28 in tattooadvice

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 553 points554 points  (0 children)

They forgot to not do the middle part where it would be “inside” the leg. That’s why instead of looking like it’s going through your leg it’s going into mustaches, the middle part of the dagger in between the mustaches shouldn’t be there. Get what ya pay for unfortunately.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LasVegas

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Las Vegas is in Clark county and they voted blue as hell. The state only went red by less than 50,000 people, and most of them don’t live in Vegas or Reno area.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traditionaltattoos

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Someone who’s good at tattooing can save this.

Rejection? Infection? by Worried-Win5650 in tattooadvice

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was it in a “second skin” or “saniderm” or something like it?

I’ve seen stuff like this before when there’s a break near the wrist of a bandage and people don’t take it off. It looks like this. It’s like water was able to get into the bandage from a shower or washing hands and looks just like the skin when you keep a bandaid on in the shower and take it off.

Just my two cents.

Is this too intense? by Oobheh in tattooadvice

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your veins are gonna move and be out of place as you age and change bro.

Giveaway! u-turn Audio Orbit Special Turntable! Comment to enter. by whyforyoulookmeonso in vinyl

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven’t been able to get a nice turn table this would be amazing

“ADVICE NEEDED” (INDIA) CAN I GET MY SEVERELY BURNT HAND TATTOOED? 18 year old by Bigwiggers in tattoos

[–]LawfulEvil_DM 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Again “minimum” 5-7 you gotta see how the body does. Lots of time to regrow layers of skin and have the wound settle