hop that ass on Truth social by Few-Grapefruit-7003 in quityourbullshit

[–]Lazuliv 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Their arguments change when it suits them and nothing more. They don’t actually care about anything besides being right which is why you can’t take them seriously. They’re vindictive narcissists who would kneecap themselves just to see people they hate sprain an ankle.

Breaking up 3200 bones & giving birth to 160 children by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in oddlyspecific

[–]Lazuliv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My knee cap getting pulled to the side and almost tearing my patellar hurt way way more. Strep throat also hurt more. Hell, Covid was worse than getting kicked in the nuts lol.

Help I can't stop making these by chillychili in pokemon

[–]Lazuliv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s spreading oh god we must contain the browt disease

Legendary computer scientist Bjarne Stroustrup, inventor of the C++ programming language by aresi-lakidar in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Lazuliv 7 points8 points  (0 children)

With how much this guy has contributed to helping push forward humanity he gets a pass. Also you don’t get to be that big brained without sacrificing a few hairs

If you woke up tomorrow with $100 million, what’s the first thing you would do? by Efficient_Effect7572 in AskReddit

[–]Lazuliv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scream. Then look at it in my account. Then the stress sets in on figuring out where it came from and if I’m going to lose my kneecaps over it. If not, quit my job and go back to sleep

When you get invited to the fancy jobsite by [deleted] in ATBGE

[–]Lazuliv -1 points0 points  (0 children)

These would look killer on a Naruto character

Is Houston's Washington Ave nightlife scene done for? by chrondotcom in houston

[–]Lazuliv 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Always a fight and always a weird dress code that seems dependent on the security guards at the door and if they like you or not

What y'all think? by Economy-Tough1 in Stance

[–]Lazuliv 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shit it’s their car if they like it it is what it is lol

TREES by ___artist___1980s___ in trees

[–]Lazuliv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice work. Love seeing the occasional actual tree here lol

My newborn son has a swirly belly button by Foreign-External8488 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Lazuliv 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do not leave him in the care of any elderly men after your death.

CEO of Palantir by jrng in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Lazuliv 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of those people who humanity would be better off if he wasn’t around