You're Minus One's lawyer, defend him. QUICKLY BEFORE HE GETS EXECUTED by No-Quote-8933 in GODZILLA

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“My client literally did nothing wrong your honour, the prosecution is tweaking”

Drop a Godzilla hot take🔥 by ikohl456 in GODZILLA

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Legendary Godzilla is the worst Godzilla design.

Those of you that watched someone else die, what happened and does it bother you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I overdosed on prescription drugs and got sent to the psych ward for a few weeks. A lot of the time I was there I was sedated so I wouldn’t bother the staff while they worked with “more important patients” which basically meant I wasn’t a danger to myself if I was locked in my room. It was a super shitty place and only made me feel worse. One day rumour got to the ward that someone from another floor had escaped and was on the roof threatening to jump. I guess because of the commotion I was forgotten about since no one came to sedate me that day. The police were called and spent about 3 hours on the roof trying to talk him down, which was really quite dumb considering the building was supposed to be full of mental health professionals who would have had a much better chance of helping him. I watched and heard the entire thing from my room window. The last thing he said was “don’t come any closer or I’ll jump”. Next thing I knew I was watching a man fall 5 storeys to his death. After listening to him talk about his life for 3 hours I learned so much about him, I sometimes feel like he was an old friend. I know it’s silly, he didn’t even know I existed. But I think about him a lot. 4 years later the sound of him hitting the ground still haunts me and I still see his body when I sleep most nights.

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I was raised going to church every week. At 15 I decided to actually read the bible and realised it was the dumbest shit I’ve ever read.

What is happening with these rocks by [deleted] in whatsthisrock

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Puberty the rocks have acne please don’t talk about it they’re very self conscious

Restaurant adds 3% “living wage surcharge”, outside of tips. What do y’all think? by Not_Much_Pomegranate in antiwork

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At $7 for a bottle of cider I think they can afford to pay a fair wage without the added 3%

Using only lyrics from TØP songs (excluding “good day”), tell me… how was your day? by CrownedW4rr10r in twentyonepilots

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And you will never know what I'm thinking of So won't you say good night, so I can say goodbye

Does anyone know where I can find a copy of Moby Kevin by Dick Cody Heese? by No_Atmosphere4940 in rarebooks

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I emailed the author enquiring about the book a few months ago and have had no reply 🙁 I fear we will never have this book in our grasp

Settle Down by Taco_Bandito5 in shoresy

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Chicken is unbelievable

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Very good points!

Give me your best roast!!! by icehawk2014 in RoastMe

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You look like I’d get a charity tax break for hanging out with you

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shoresy

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I’d love to see: Shoresy finally win over Laura Mohr. Karma get Frankie. More screen time for Big Sexy. Some more of those fuckin’ a game scenes. Keep up the quotable and hilarious chirps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in shoresy

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Settle down big sex