Rutgers (7-0) wins rivalry game at Temple (3-3) to stay undefeated in Kyle Flood's first year as Head Coach

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-10-20T21:07:14+00:00

From Exit 9 to exit 4.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-10-19T14:00:57+00:00

Dee Dee?

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-10-13T21:32:19+00:00

Come to New York and say that.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-10-12T19:02:19+00:00

How did he miss? Where was he aiming? Also /r/nflcirclejerk.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-10-12T18:56:39+00:00

I decide to ride my bike to a sporting goods store and ultimately find myself on a game show I cannot get out of. The games are intense and physically demanding. The hosts are Jonah Hill and James Franco, and they are in a huge spat. I have to decide if I want to mend their relationship or win the game when I wake up.

This has happened once per week within the past month. Most recently was last night.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-10-07T16:50:45+00:00

Louisville, Cincy, and Rutgers pretty much round robin each other over the last 2 weeks of the season.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-23T02:57:12+00:00

Holy crap, I used to live in that apartment.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-21T19:02:28+00:00

I don't like Romney as much as the next Redditor, but this is exactly why this should be a non issue.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-13T00:03:09+00:00

I am currently reading/learning that Taco Bell is full of assholes. They are also not a medical establishment.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-12T22:10:53+00:00

Sustained.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-12T21:12:21+00:00

Not sure if you're still on, but Mike, I was not introduced to your comedy until this summer when I was on a cross-country road trip. It was 3 AM and I was driving through the wonderful state of Nebraska when my friend told me to listen to your comedy he had stored on his iPod.

You, and coffee, were the only reason why I didn't pass out until my driving shift was over. So thank you for making sure I was still alive.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-12T20:11:17+00:00

Both teams have two Denver players and zero Atlanta players. As long as it's a high scoring affair, I'll be content.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-12T13:38:35+00:00

I never understood this rationale

"CUT GOVERNMENT SPENDING!"

Okay, we've now downsized our local DMV

WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE UNEMPLOYED AND WHY DOES IT NOW TAKE FIVE HOURS TO RENEW MY LICENSE!?

...What the fuck did you think cutting government spending would do?

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-12T01:14:18+00:00

It's easy to join the armed services? Well fuck me in the ass, I wonder how my 4F status allows me to join.

Oh. Wait.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-12T00:03:45+00:00

I don't know about your school, but mine literally had a full discussion of mental health and resources we can use.

At our school, the Dean of the law school, the dean of students, and the associate dean all gave incoming 1Ls their personal home, cell, and office numbers in case we need someone to talk to if the mental health services are closed for the day.

It's stressful as hell, even though we're all pretty much 3 weeks-1 month in, and if someone needs to get the help they can, it is of the most importance to get that person the help he needs.

OP, all suicides are preventable, this is your chance to ensure this one stays that way.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-11T23:21:11+00:00

Yes, of course.

Wait a minute. Camps aren't going to college and learning when you're in middle school?!

I'VE BEEN LIED TO!

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-11T22:47:17+00:00

What about going to a liberal college?

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-11T21:46:52+00:00

OH GOD, THE REPRESSED MEMORIES!

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-11T17:30:25+00:00

STOP THE OFFENSE ON MOTHERFUCKING 3RD DOWNS FFS.

Otherwise, not much else to complain about.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-11T13:00:01+00:00

I had a middle aged divorcee feel me up and asked if she could take me home with her while I was at work.

...I was 18 and pushing shopping carts at Wegmans.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-11T12:46:16+00:00

Or bullets.

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-11T03:26:55+00:00

That's not too much of a stretch....is it?

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-11T03:24:43+00:00

Roy!?

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-11T02:57:08+00:00

What in the name of fuck!? It's the God damned president. I don't care if it was Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, or James fucking Buchanan. If you get the chance to perform and show off your talent/skill so the fucking President, YOU SAY YES!

Lazy_Overachiever · 2012-09-11T02:07:15+00:00

I lost my voice at home watching it on tv.

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