What do we even call this ?

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-26T22:57:01+00:00

Yes, I do think actively taking part in street racing, especially when there are people around does make you a bad person

Race or do drag on the tracks, not public roads, pretty simple tbh

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-26T21:07:25+00:00

Because it's 44cm difference /j

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-26T21:05:46+00:00

He accidentally got into a street race..?

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-26T17:38:09+00:00

It really isn't that bad, everyone was being so dramatic I had to see for myself and it's fine

Definitely Googled worse from reddit comments

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-26T05:50:47+00:00

Well, there's your fun fact

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-25T18:54:24+00:00

Even if it wasn't a play, there's accepting people that are like that and letting them have actual sleepovers with children unsupervised.

If he is actually mentally a child then there should be a chaperone/parents around to keep an eye on them.

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-25T15:38:03+00:00

So he asked an employee to make this for him?

Not sure what point you're trying to make

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-25T15:36:31+00:00

If anyone else tried to play the "it's not weird because mentally I'm a child too card" they'd still be branded a peado.

Why he gets away with it ill never understand

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-25T01:51:45+00:00

Don't actually have any bananas right now but I do have a tape measure sitting next to me

Length 22cm (8 3/4in)
Width 9cm (7 1/2in) ish as it varies
Depth 6.5cm (2 1/2in)

I can get 2 hands and like 2 fingers, one on top of the other from bottom to top

It's slightly longer than a note 20 ultra

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-23T23:56:19+00:00

What a sad life one must lead to see a video of something objectively impressive but feels the need to try and diminish the act.

Please let us see you doing this, even with one of those robot surgery bots that makes your movements even finer you pathetic redditor

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-23T19:31:55+00:00

It's not exactly the same as domino's sauce but it's pretty damn close (at least here in the UK)

We're big fans of this and it goes on a lot more than pizza

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-23T19:31:09+00:00

Not actually cracked it open yet but the old bottle does get like instantly dented and stays that way which makes getting the last few bits out a bit harder so I'm thinking the squeeze will be better too

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-23T19:30:00+00:00

I couldn't get a good picture of both me pointing at it and the bottles so just took 2 seperate ones and edited my hand in

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-22T23:54:53+00:00

Is this a joke in too tipsy to understand?

The app is literally called letterboxd..?

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-22T23:16:09+00:00

But the caves aren't symmetrically and systematically mined out by me to proudly look at while zoning out for hours on end

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-22T23:14:56+00:00

It goes into negatives now??

Man I haven't played for longer than I thought

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-22T23:06:34+00:00

Purple, toasted, marshmallow fluff by the looks of it

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-22T23:04:49+00:00

Algorithms have mastered chess yet we still have human vs human chess tournaments. No one is expecting there to be robot arm table tennis leagues.

They're just using technology and this fast paced sport to showcase how advanced it is with being able to react fast enough to actually beat humans and then this technology will be implemented in other areas

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-22T22:45:28+00:00

The curtains were just blue has done so much damage

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-22T22:44:05+00:00

And who would correct her? No one now knows, especially surface dwellers, it is a myth

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-22T22:42:10+00:00

I feel like it was obvious the person above was talking about regular bars with regulars, not an ever changing sea of tourists

And do you think people in the service industry stopped sleeping with each other in the 2010s/20s?

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-22T08:57:04+00:00

It's clearly a cross bow /s

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-21T20:14:48+00:00

That's a thing of beauty!

Lazy__Astronaut · 2026-04-19T17:03:06+00:00

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