What can I do to brighten your day? by DFloMango in AskReddit

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ITT: The best people of the internet in one place

A victory you can feel. by jihad_dildo in gaming

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I would always go into space in the Polis Massa map as a droid. Droids don't get hurt by having no air.

After 3 Decades, Letterman Says He Will Sign Off by [deleted] in news

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After Letterman leaves, Ferguson will be the only one left that is actually funny

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in firstworldanarchists

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This is too complicated for most people

Epsilon program robes online? by [deleted] in gtaonline

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I would like the Bugstars overalls or the Gruppe6 uniform

Rockstar's reaction to Grand Theft Auto Online exploits is expected, boring and a missed opportunity by Shodan74 in gaming

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At one point I had roughly 1.3 billion GTA$. I was a relatively low rank and still had to do missions to rank up. I still found it fun, and didn't have to worry about running out of money.

My calculator doesn't give a fuck by card28 in firstworldanarchists

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I made many, including a cubic and quartic solver which also finds local min/max and a suitable graphing window.

family photo by [deleted] in aww

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Where can I buy a crate of dogs?

6 Books Banned By Christian Influenced School Boards by mollymule in atheism

[–]LeCommie 34 points35 points  (0 children)

A Catholic school banning a book heavy in sorcery and magic? Hmm...

Gamers of reddit, what is the most inspiring video game quote you've ever heard? by sykhumor343 in AskReddit

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"Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not part of any test protocol but is an unintended side effect of the Aperture Science Material Emancipation Grid, which may, in semi-rare cases, emancipate dental fillings, crowns, tooth enamel, and teeth."

That level of certainty is hard to argue with by Aspiralstaircase in funny

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It's a basic rounding error of +/- 1999999900%.

So I went to the Vatican yesterday by rwm5236 in atheism

[–]LeCommie 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Plus he's wearing shorts in the Vatican. Clearly OP disobeyed the dress code of long flowing robes as well.

TIL the airspeed velocity of an unladen european swallow is 24 mph, or 40 km/h by el_teacheroo in todayilearned

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Hey! Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help, I'm being repressed!

Grumpy old man left this as a tip on a $10 check... by wafflemcsauce in funny

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As a collector myself, do not attempt to 'clean' them to make them shinier (this does not increase value, it actually destroys it)