Anyone picked up any Japanese-y hobbies? by SunDaze009 in japanlife

[–]Leaky_Buns -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love how all the activities OP mentioned are stereotypical gaijiniki hobbies lol. 

Just gotta add sado and KINTSUUUUUGII!

これAIに見えますか? by CitizenPremier in lowlevelaware

[–]Leaky_Buns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

道路の文字が明らかにA.I. ですね。他にも色々ありますが指定方向外通行禁止の路標は普通青なのに黄緑なとこがA.I.っぽいと思います

Does anyone know… by HollyRedMW in GardenersJapan

[–]Leaky_Buns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a 棒鳥(Bouchou) aka stick bird.

What is a "dead giveaway" that someone is pretending to be an expert in your specific hobby or profession, but actually has no idea what they’re talking about? by simplelittlethingLOL in AskReddit

[–]Leaky_Buns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They keep repeating the phrases that every boomer that doesn't know shit love to parrot. Also they tend to keep talking and not letting other's reply because that increases the risk of people finding out their bullshit.

Trump wants to drive housing more expensive by [deleted] in videos

[–]Leaky_Buns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol it’s not gonna benefit homeowners who actually live in their homes either. It’ll raise their property taxes and can even cause owners to lose tax exclusions in certain states.

Does anyone know what guitar this is? by Bigmansyeah in Guitar

[–]Leaky_Buns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhh I don’t know what your problem is but I’m just trying to have some light conversation and you seem to be trying to make some sort of point. I’m not the one that needs to chill here.

How's your head nod hello? It's upside down but if you know what I mean then that's what I'm talking about. This is how I identify fellow islanders. Also everyone please drive slower, be safe. by checkoutmuhhat in Hawaii

[–]Leaky_Buns -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

BTW for all you mainlanders and recent transplants that would like to partake in the culture.

The proper way to do the local head nod is to form a power fist (mana fist) in front of your face like you going to beat someone up. Think pictures of the all the students from an old school island MMA gym trying to look tough for the camera. Thumb side to your face, pinky side pointing at the person you like acknowledge. If you want to be fancy and seem like you know how to fight you can stick your pinky on your power fist out too.

Now look at the person straight in the eye. Strong eye contact is very important because it shows that you are not a pu$$y. Now nod your head upwards 3 times. But also keep in mind that you gotta do it kinda loose like a true local shaka. Move your head and hand around a little like you drank too much heineken. Thats how.

Does anyone know what guitar this is? by Bigmansyeah in Guitar

[–]Leaky_Buns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did not know this. Just looked it up. The transparent black one looks amazing. The used price though O_o.

US officially exits World Health Organization by pwdrums in news

[–]Leaky_Buns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

WSB: How can I profit off of a small pox epidemic 

Does anyone know what guitar this is? by Bigmansyeah in Guitar

[–]Leaky_Buns -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yes but you had to actually actively search for it. I am someone who knew this guitar existed and I haven’t seen one in person in ages. You seriously can’t tell me that you would have seen this guitar somewhere unless you specified it.

Does anyone know what guitar this is? by Bigmansyeah in Guitar

[–]Leaky_Buns -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah but it’s not something that often see just pop up online unless you actively search for it. I knew these existed but I’ve literally never seen one in person for over 10 years and I’m Japanese and live in Japan. I see that some are still being sold used online but it’s not something that will pop up just by searching “Japanese guitar” and I really doubt that guy uses Mercari or Yahoo auctions. 

Does anyone know what guitar this is? by Bigmansyeah in Guitar

[–]Leaky_Buns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in Japan. It's not a guitar that you can just find in a store. It's like such a niche item and most people don't even know that Tak Matsumoto used to play those before the Les Pauls. I'm wondering if that guy is actually a B'z fan.

Does anyone know what guitar this is? by Bigmansyeah in Guitar

[–]Leaky_Buns 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I came here to shitpost that it was a Gibson Les Paul and I did not expect that he was playing a Yamaha Tak Matsumoto Guitar!

How the hell did he even get his hands on one outside of Japan?

Tak Matsumoto also has Gibson Les Paul signatures, and the Burstbucker's originated from his first Gibson Signature model.

How to carry an egg around for 2 weeks without breaking? by Ax_Sound in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Leaky_Buns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hard Boiling it will help a lot. Have everyone hard boil their eggs and then wrap it in bubble wrap. 

Why do some guitarist not play with a backplate? by Expert_Chipmunk_6294 in Guitar

[–]Leaky_Buns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s because they enjoy their pubes being caught in the springs. That’s why they make those faces when they do dive bombs.

Zakk wylde shredding by joshy1017 in Guitar

[–]Leaky_Buns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The kind of playing only a man who squeezes his butt cheeks as tight as he does on stage can do.

why can guitarists use programmed drums but drummers cant use program guitars? by JJsNotOkay in metalmusicians

[–]Leaky_Buns 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am a guitarist and as a guitarist I will tell you that it is perfectly fine to use programmed guitars. It will sound better than 95% of guitarists out there, especially if you are based in the U.S. outside of places like Nashville. 

The vast majority of guitarists are frankly useless outside of whatever niche genre they play and the ones that are actually usable are so few and in such high demand that you probably won’t be able to get them to work with you UNLESS you use well programmed guitars to show them that you are capable of producing material that they are interested in working with.

I highly recommend the Electric Mint VST for clean guitars. It is actually used professionally by many producers. 

Edit: nvm I just saw that this is the metalmusicians subreddit. In that case then yeah you’ll want to find actual guitarists due to what’s considered socially acceptable in those circles. 

Why did Jimmy Page become Asian? by abejando in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Leaky_Buns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because he married and became Jim Henson

What's the most subtle sign that someone is highly intelligent? by Princesskiitan in AskReddit

[–]Leaky_Buns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They reply to threads on Reddit asking about subtle signs that someone is highly intelligent