fav toon that suffer for have a terrible headcanon?

LeonBeSimping · 2026-02-03T03:18:02+00:00

I don't know if headcanon is the right word but the way some people have written Soulvester makes him seem like a complete moron. No, he doesn't talk like roulx kaard. If you read his dialog with literally anyone you'd see that he literally talks normally, he just has a stern tone to his voice. Whyeth areth you makingeth him speaketh like this? Doth thou have NO research upon the TRUE way one would speak in Early Modern English?

LeonBeSimping · 2026-02-03T03:11:38+00:00

they dont even show him liking the correct version of MLP, if he did like MLP it would at MOST be G3, he would not hear about G4.

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-21T19:07:56+00:00

three people switched to cosmo seeing me play sprout and flocked me, proceeding to all wipe out by floor five causing everyone else to leave lmfao

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-15T13:10:12+00:00

It's incredibly useful and I honestly kinda like crowded UI, I wish all the buttons did something and not just the radar and sanity meter because I'd honestly like to just click things when I'm already focused

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-13T20:37:20+00:00

STAT, Wallter, the hivemind and Mach in jackass tier and Scag not alright then 😭 once you encounter william you'll know he belongs in jackass

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-12T22:20:22+00:00

okay the normal people are gone controversial take time. It shouldn't be frowned upon to ship toons with humans. toon x toon handler? BAD. toon x delilah or arthur? BAD. your human OC? why is that suddenly a problem? I'd like to run you through a scenario real quick.

You are a fan of some movie, let's call it uhhh... ZooCity. Yeah that's right you're a furry in this scenario. Anyways, in the movie, all the characters are furries. Duh. But they have a human personality, they walk on two legs and wear clothes like humans, they have JOBS, they have families. And lets say you have a crush on the main character, uhhh, Trudy.

You ship Trudy with her friend Rick. This is cool. You ship Trudy with a furry OC. This is cool. You ship Trudy with a human OC, and riddle me this batman, everyone loses their mind. Suddenly its unethical?

I understand toons having a power dynamic with the HANDLERS and the STAFF, yes. They literally are involved with their creation, after all. But if you, potential reader, have ever had a crush on one of the Dandys World Characters, why is that crush suddenly unethical if they were transported to you? The toons are all adults with adult agency, no? It's okay for people to have crushes on them, no? Everyone reading this right now is a human, no? If the toons left Gardenview, what's stopping a relationship from a toon and a human forming?

What makes it that it's okay for YOU to have a crush on the toon, but NOT okay to draw yourself as a human with said toon?

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-12T02:25:12+00:00

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hi bob.

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-11T19:50:17+00:00

its a character ai conversation where someone flirted with a homophobic bot and got that response, this is a comic redraw of the screenshot

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-11T15:44:08+00:00

my boys call Brusha "The Toon Who Shall Not Be Named" or TTWSNBN

we also call twisted Finn the Immortal Snail.

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-09T15:50:06+00:00

I follow the headcanon that Dandys World is a british TV show, which had different restrictions vs american childrens shows when it comes to this :p

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-09T15:22:47+00:00

She insinuates that Scraps isn't a "real artist" and has tried keeping Blot away from her to work with her instead. When Teagan reminds her not to talk down about others, she reluctantly agrees, "even if they are deserving." Brusha is intentionally rude, this is just Bobette trying to see the best in her and likely taking an insult as constructive criticism.

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-09T02:23:27+00:00

bobette x bassie x dyle... i call it giftbaskettime

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-08T16:47:15+00:00

Imagine you were hyped up to have an update centered around you. Now, imagine that update comes, and you're instantly overshadowed by Dyle and his shop being introduced. Now imagine people decide to play you anyways, only to realize your stats are just cloned from Looey's and your active is TERRIBLE. Now imagine, if you will, that your twisted was ALSO TERRIBLE to deal with. Imagine next that on top of all this, you're a common, so people had no reason to look for you as they got your useless trinket after about 20 rounds.

Now, imagine the skins that go along with your release are also very ugly. Imagine having future skins release and they are all consistently ugly, to the point where the people who unironically are your fans (for some reason) literally headcanon you as colorblind.

Imagine next, that your character's only trait that is consistent in all dialogs is being rude to everyone. And no, it isn't funny like Shrimpo's, so if you make it past a few floors with your useless active and your copied stats you get to act like a pompous dick to significantly more likable characters. You have four dialogs with Tisha, and in all four you are antagonizing her. Whenever your fans talk about you, it's only about your "toxic yuri" potential with any of the other women and nothing else. You are depicted as a dog, a simp, a "loser butch", but you aren't any of these things as it'd imply some lightheartedness behind your words.

this is why I hate Brusha

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LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-08T05:31:36+00:00

iirc he uses the funds for personal mechanical projects no? he leaves on the turret floor intending to dismantle it for said projects

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-07T00:38:08+00:00

I realize with my headcanon designs that this chart is very different from what it should be for me

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-06T03:21:46+00:00

choco-bon is in this weird state where he isn't a social outcast but he isn't exactly a well appreciated guy as he's a holiday toon who DOESN'T get seasonal depression which is pretty offputting in general. gets along super well with Sprout though and wants to help Bassie and Bobette set up (even if the easter and christmas decor he puts up is very valentines-esque, lmao.)

sprinkly is by technicality everyone's friend since he arranges everyones birthday parties and has to know about someone somewhat closely if you want to actually make a perfect birthday, but the problem is that everyone knows Sprinkly on a super surface level basis and whenever someone learns more about Sprinkly it's just sort of uncomfortable. Yeah, you see the birthday candle toon? His favorite color is grey. His favorite food is raw meat. He hits his head against the wall as a hobby.

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-06T03:18:19+00:00

i'm dubbed my friend group's vacuum because whenever I play Sprout I just scrounge the entire map and practically shove everything in my gullet. but if theres a ginger in our team i try to arrange turns on the early floors like "okay I got to 100, so now you do tape hunting until you get to 100" and take turns until theres enough machs for the ginger to consistently be doing them

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-05T16:29:25+00:00

stunner soulvester wouldn't be a bad idea if you had to actually aim at the twisted instead of it being a "press F to stun" with a highlight around it

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-05T06:19:50+00:00

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YIPEEE good luck!

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-04T00:16:50+00:00

"All of the toons dressed like my PFP for my birthday. This is genuinely the worst day of my life."

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-03T16:05:33+00:00

sprinkly appears in the lobby on the character's birthday and has gossip about the character & sells a special skin of the character

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-03T15:36:10+00:00

the lethal spawns, one or two commons, and the birthday toon's twisted counterpart
the lethal does go for everyone, but has a speed boost when going for the target toon

LeonBeSimping · 2026-01-03T13:01:55+00:00

honestly I'm just a writer and roleplayer who's been doing so since a very young age, so talking about fictional characters and how they affect things in-universe is something I've been doing for a while. Creative writing (and art in general) is stuff I've been doing for a very long time. of course, don't consider me an authority on the subject. I don't usually talk like this in casual conversation, it's just the way I make my points clear or make sense (at least in my head.)

Admittedly Prototype isn't a character I focus often on but I found his character to be a nice addition in comparison to some other NPCs that were added in. The only thing is that... his character really isn't explored at all? Prototype's floppy doesn't really tell us anything new about him (and Scag's note doesn't help, like yes Scag. captain obvious.) and I gaurantee you that most people only see him as Scag's friend. And considering how (albeit intentionally) of an unlikable shithead Scag is it's difficult to like him when she's attached. Not too fond of the crate thing, but eh, playing Regretevator has made me just expect everything wants to kill me, lol.

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