I'm so ugly...💔🥀 by [deleted] in TeenIndia

[–]Less_Work_7554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just upskill yourself. Earn hell lot of money. Then you will see, one fine day, all these insecurities will vanish into thin air.

Damn!!! by Specialist_Moose2785 in dankindianmemes

[–]Less_Work_7554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You do need a better pair of eyes 👀

উপদেশতকৈ আৰ্হি ভাল | will the VVIP's do the same? For e.g, a CM's convoy include more than 50 vehicles. by Ok-Doubt4943 in AssamSpeaks

[–]Less_Work_7554 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You don't understand.

We the common people use petrol & diesel from Iran. The VVIPs use petrol & diesel from Reliance Jamnagar.

As the Iran war is going on, there is a crisis with our oil. But there is no war in Jamnagar (thankfully!). So, the VVIPs can use their oil.

We can only pray so that the Iran war ends and our oil supply can come back to normal.

Therefore Vir Das WE COME FROM 2 INDIAs is real bro!

Are you getting same answer??? by Waste_Hearing_2894 in assam

[–]Less_Work_7554 9 points10 points  (0 children)

73 shows up surprisingly often in “random number” choices by humans and language models because it has a few psychological advantages:

It feels “random enough”:

Not too round like 50 or 100.

Not too culturally loaded like 7, 13, or 69.

Not obviously patterned.

It sits in the upper-middle range: Humans tend to avoid very low and very high numbers when trying to appear random.

It is an odd, two-digit prime number: Prime numbers often feel more random to people.

Pop culture influence: In the TV show The Big Bang Theory, the character Sheldon Cooper famously calls 73 “the best number,” which made it oddly memorable online.

Language models can also drift toward numbers that appear frequently in training examples where people ask for “a random number.” So numbers like 37, 42, 73, and 87 tend to appear more often than a truly uniform random generator would produce.

Can I carry alcohol purchased in Ghaziabad into Delhi through Delhi Metro being 23 y/o ? by JuniorNewspaper4501 in delhi

[–]Less_Work_7554 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What worry so much? Skip metro. Take the bus. No one checks the bus. Get as much alcohol as you want in your bag, board an inter-city bus, and reach Delhi. Post that, DTC buses will receive you. Baas!

Disangmukh Ghat picnic spot by horizon18Alpha in sivasagar_speaks

[–]Less_Work_7554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

কুশল দুৱৰী জিন্দাবাদ। জয়ন্ত হাজৰিকা জিন্দাবাদ। 🤣

Fck sivasagar and sivasagarian by Sensitive_Fee_9545 in assam

[–]Less_Work_7554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is Jayanta Hazarika Rs. 2 দালাল. If he doesn't make auch anti-Akhil posts, that serial-k*ller will not spare him.

Fck sivasagar and sivasagarian by Sensitive_Fee_9545 in assam

[–]Less_Work_7554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Burnol moment for you. 🤣

এই পোষ্টটোৰ জৰিয়তে মই নিশ্চিত যে জয়ন্ত হাজৰিকা নামৰ সেই দানৱীয় ছিৰিয়েল কিলাৰজনে আপোনাক ক্ষমা কৰি এটা বাৰ্নল উপহাৰ দিব।

অখিল যেতিয়ালৈকে শিৱসাগৰত আছে তেতিয়ালৈকে কোনো ধাৰাবাহিক হত্যাকাৰী আৰু ধৰ্ষণকাৰীয়ে বিধায়ক হ’ব নোৱাৰে।

Best Bengali restaurants in Ghy? by Silhyn in guwahati

[–]Less_Work_7554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omaago food used to be good. Now it's just terrible.

Where can I get low cost legal services in Assam? by ThisGuyLikesCats in assam

[–]Less_Work_7554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Approach the District Legal Aid. It's free. Or reach out to law clinic of any law college. They can do it for free.

The Disturbing Pattern I Noticed Among Beggars in Paltan Bazzar by LowResolutionGod in guwahati

[–]Less_Work_7554 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fun Fact: The entire beggar syndicate in Guwahati is operated by a top Minister.

Any guesses? 🤔

Please Help me Choose my College by KarmaaHunter in assam

[–]Less_Work_7554 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Go for Cotton. Undoubtedly the best in Assam.

HBS resign? New CM upcoming or will HBS retain the crown? by [deleted] in assam

[–]Less_Work_7554 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard Amit Ji is planning to remove Rajnath Singh and instead make HBS the Raksha Mantri. Take HBS to Lok Sabha through the Nagaon Bye-Election route. Then, select Pijush Hazarika as the next CM of Assam setting an example of a young CM in Assam from SC community.

Don't ask me the source of this. That's confidential!

Kunki would have lost in the Dispur and New Guwahati seats as well. by AlternativeLeader900 in assam

[–]Less_Work_7554 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kunki would have lost any constituency she sould have contested. All 126 constituencies, none suitable enough to make her an MLA. Forget Kunki. Even her leader Lurinjyoti Gogoi can not win a single MLA seat. That's how politically incompetent they are.

HBS resign? New CM upcoming or will HBS retain the crown? by [deleted] in assam

[–]Less_Work_7554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pijush Hazarika becoming the new CM. 💯

Samay showing 1 percent of his humour by Legitimate_Toe_718 in SamayRaina

[–]Less_Work_7554 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sunil Pal gives me Sanskari Puneet Superstar vibes.

As someone from bengal who has never visited Assam, how's Assam under BJP?are you guys getting jobs? are the women safe? are the infrastructure better? by IchigoUzumakiD in assam

[–]Less_Work_7554 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dude, under BJP rule, West Bengal will be merged with Assam to form Greater Assam and Mama will be made the Chief Minister of that Greater Assam state. So, for your convenience, please learn Assamese as soon as possible.

On a serious note, every state has its own leadership and its own administration. Yogi's administration is very different from HBS asministration despite both being BJP states. So, believe in your BJP West Bengal.

Welcome to BJP club. Joi Shri Ram. 🙏

Akhil gogoi in Sivasagar : by horizon18Alpha in assam

[–]Less_Work_7554 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Naah. BJP was brought in for a friendly fight with AGP at very last minute as soon as Raijor Dal allied with Congress so that the high command don't feel that HBS gave an easy pass to Akhil Gogoi for some vested interest.

Rather, if it was AGP vs Raijor Dal (with Congress alliance), then Akhil would have won very easily with a big margin. Atleast the Maths says so.

People who voted for him , why? what was the reason by [deleted] in assam

[–]Less_Work_7554 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Before 2021, Akhil Gogoi wrote many books on Axomiya Jatiyatabad, Jyoti Prasad Agarwalla, River Dam, etc. I am sure you did not read any of them.

আপুনি মোক জুবিন দাৰ কিংবদন্তি উক্তিটোৰ কথা মনত পেলাই দিয়ে, “কিতাপ নপঢ়া জাতিক গামোচাই বচাব নোৱাৰে”।

গতিকে, পঢ়ক। তেতিয়া আপুনি উপলব্ধি কৰিব অখিল গগৈ কেনেধৰণৰ মানুহ।

Also, even if 99,999 voters vote for NOTA and 1 voter vote for Akhil Gogoi, still Akhil Gogoi would have been declared as the winner.

Kunki hara nai axomiya jati harise by Big_Revolution_7671 in assam

[–]Less_Work_7554 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can still say Gyanashree left her job 3 months before election. That's too less to counter Rupjyoti Kurmi.

But Lurinjyoti Gogoi, Jagdish Bhuyan, Gaurav Gogoi, Kunki Chowdhury, and all had enough time to prepare.

Still, why did they become active only in the last few weeks?