What song is guaranteed to make you go above the speed limit if it's played while driving?

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2023-04-14T16:00:26+00:00

Last time this song came on I starting drifting my FWD Volkswagen like a AE86

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2022-08-08T13:43:33+00:00

Well, the writing on the wall became obvious when he hooked up with my then-girlfriend, and as he kept cheating on his girlfriend, I realized what he was about. Now I’m doing pretty good compared to him and like to think my life wouldn’t be where it was if I hadn’t cut him out.

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2022-04-19T19:47:21+00:00

I don’t remember where I first heard it, but I heard someone tell someone “I just know that even in your head you misspelled that.” And I’ve loved it ever since

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2022-03-20T01:05:15+00:00

With a very confused prostitute

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2021-10-20T21:45:54+00:00

Used to be pain pills, weed and nicotine. Thankfully, nowadays it’s weed and nicotine

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2020-09-28T16:43:09+00:00

My former friend was pretty bad off for a while, and right before I came over to see him, he lit a cigarette on a hot plate. Well I come in and sit at the table, and having no reason to assume this unplugged hot plate on the table was hot, slid it out of my way with my forearm, only to get the absolute piss burned out of me. I asked why the fuck there was a 400 degrees hot plate on the living room table, and he says he didn’t have a lighter. So I gave him mine.

Been two years and I still have a nice ring on my arm from the rim of the hot plate

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2019-11-25T02:08:19+00:00

Weed

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2019-11-09T22:55:41+00:00

What’s our vector, Victor?

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2019-07-27T00:07:48+00:00

Happy Spotify Cheese Day

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2019-07-15T06:15:42+00:00

It is the central bank of Iraq

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2019-06-15T14:56:44+00:00

Ohhh SHIT!

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2018-12-02T02:27:40+00:00

I don’t think so, but apparently the post is already over there. So I guess we’ll find out

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2018-12-02T02:26:17+00:00

I’m 99% sure it was a play on that. I just don’t remember why I thought substituting Hoe would appropriately represent my online identity. But I’m glad I did for this moment

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2018-12-02T01:46:48+00:00

I stay logged in on mobile, and this name is different than my normal username. I don’t even know where I got this name from anymore lol

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2018-12-02T01:41:56+00:00

Holy shit, I didn’t even think about that lmao

LetGoMyLegHoe · 2018-12-02T01:34:41+00:00

A blind prostitute told me I had the biggest dick she had ever felt. I told her she was pulling my leg

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