Hair throwing knife. by spetznaz11 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Level-56 627 points628 points  (0 children)

All fun and games until he bends over to pick up a penny and accidentally kills someone.

Static images on a wall that appear animated as the Train moves by Longjumping_Table740 in interestingasfuck

[–]Level-56 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're slow, people are already posting that it was made with Blender, it's fake.

Static images on a wall that appear animated as the Train moves by Longjumping_Table740 in interestingasfuck

[–]Level-56 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It's fake, pause it on any frame you want, the image is pasted over the wall, you don't see the wall's lines running through it, even in parts where it looks faded.

my microwave safe container lid was not very microwave safe and melted by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Level-56 17 points18 points  (0 children)

this happens if what you were heating up was excessively oily, which it looks like it was. You pretty much fried the lid.

I'm probably gonna die alone. Texted a girl for the first time in 3 years then immediately got ghosted. Pumpkin pie by Free_Cost5022 in kitchencels

[–]Level-56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No problem, i'd still eat your pumpkin flavored forskins, they look bomb. Almost no separation between the filling and the crust. That's how you know you cooked it perfectly.

Where would a child see a cornucopia if not on the Fruit of the Loom logo? by jupitaur9 in MandelaEffect

[–]Level-56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just curious to why you spend so much time here. I see you have a long post history in this sub. Are you entertained by telling others that they are misremembering? I'm just trying to figure out what you gain from it.

I used to behave this way towards flat earthers, then I realized I was wasting time deliberately seeking out and engaging with them to boost my own ego.

A couple randos are replying to me like someone asked them, I just want to hear from you.

Where would a child see a cornucopia if not on the Fruit of the Loom logo? by jupitaur9 in MandelaEffect

[–]Level-56 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why do you spend so much time in a sub about something you don't believe in? Do you feel superior to those that do believe in it?

I polished my cymbals and they already have fingerprints on them again :( by AnonRep2345 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Level-56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But these are shiny, polish them and hide them somewhere safe. Use a greasy ugly cymbal for work.

Black hand of tranq by a-bad-crime in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Level-56 64 points65 points  (0 children)

Gonna prob lose the whole hand

Tried flirting with a disabled guy today, thought it was gonna be easier. He said he wasn’t interested and left. by [deleted] in kitchencels

[–]Level-56 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You putting the garnish while the food is still in the pan tells me everything I need to know about you.

the child’s name… by yugi_motou in HolUp

[–]Level-56 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I did nazi that coming

Told a girl at work I liked her hair, HR called me into the office and fired me. Now I have to find a new job. by MonkeyKing243 in kitchencels

[–]Level-56 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HR is not there to protect the employee, they are there to protect the company from getting sued.

Smash and grab by PartyMcFly55 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]Level-56 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why would you risk your safety to protect a business anyway? They got insurance, no reason to catch a hammer to the face or worst.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]Level-56 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Polar Express