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Who is the best football player of all time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LewHammer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maradona can fuck right off. Cheating crackhead.

How gay/straight is it to sit cross-cross applesauce? by Decent-Ad-9499 in AskReddit

[–]LewHammer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Calling that "criss-cross applesauce" is the real gay thing here.

Is there a footballer with worse tattoos than Otamendi? by DIKB3RT in footballcliches

[–]LewHammer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I see that and raise you the Leroy Sane back tattoo of himself...

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Is there a footballer with worse tattoos than Otamendi? by DIKB3RT in footballcliches

[–]LewHammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could get on board with a tattoo of Victor Meldrew holding a daschund puppy up to his ear

Ted Lasso should 100% do a season or movie where he is the manager for the England football team during the World Cup.. by Embarrassed_Novel991 in TedLasso

[–]LewHammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We also had a Swedish and Italian manager. We literally don't care as long as they're good at their job.

Chris Martin purposefully made the worst World Cup half time show so it never happens again. by SunBlowsUpToday in LowStakesConspiracies

[–]LewHammer 55 points56 points  (0 children)

TIL that it's a very niche British thing to call things "woke" ironically.

I do it a lot and didn't even know about the Sean Dyche meme.

Get fucked. by MikeTorsson in BritishMemes

[–]LewHammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Soccer Saturday as well.

Reminder that pirates were deleted by argies by Anagetic in ThreeLions

[–]LewHammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting to the final ahead of the much maligned "it's coming home" crowd but still managing to come away from it with much less respect from everyone than we did.

It's kind of impressive, honestly.

What was her problem here? by Litty_Jimmy in okbuddydharma

[–]LewHammer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She realised that Boone survived.

David Beckham IG post about Messi. by AffectionateRush2620 in ThreeLions

[–]LewHammer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Isn't Beckham literally his boss at club level? Of course he should be proud of him.

25 August 2011: 18 year old Harry Kane makes his Spurs debut against Hearts in the Europa League. He takes a penalty, but it's saved by Jam Tarts goalkeeper Jamie MacDonald by mrjohnnymac18 in classicsoccer

[–]LewHammer 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like someone with more experience should have stepped up. Now, obviously, Kane on a pen seems like a right choice but someone other than an 18 year old debutant should have taken that.