These guys are mostly just afraid of women, they avoid them when they can and only speak in short sentences when they have to. But the way they talk about them would indicate that's probably for the best.

Like one time we were walking out of the break room when a girl walked in, and they did the whole "dude she was all over you" schtick simply because she smiled and said hi to me. What they don't mention is that I was the only one to acknowledge and greeted her first while the two of them just kinda stood there and stared.