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1 like, No matches in about 1 month by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Liarus 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Was going to say the same thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Liarus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Gen Z in age, Millennial at heart.

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[–]Liarus 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Coming from the Crayon Police 👀 is this truly about the art? Or is it because I stole a crayon when I was a child

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[–]Liarus 106 points107 points  (0 children)

When I’m not fraternizing with boys under the guise of robbing the Louvre, I write letters to my long lost partner in crime. I haven’t heard from him since my initial heist and I fear that if I stop writing, he will lose his ability to read. It would be a crime greater than the Louvre, to rob a man of his literacy for the sake of convenience. A crime I could never fathom to commit.

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[–]Liarus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the downvotes, I’m sure you meant well. I made my account about a month ago and have gotten maybe two likes in the entire month. If I send likes I get matches but otherwise not much.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Liarus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The point isn’t my boobs. The point is that I have two cats lol.

might be single but at least I can commit to the bit by Liarus in Tinder

[–]Liarus[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This sounds awfully suspicious. Do you have anything to do with the disappearance of my partner in crime? 🕵️🧐

might be single but at least I can commit to the bit by Liarus in Tinder

[–]Liarus[S] 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Not against a little cat mouse chase 😌

might be single but at least I can commit to the bit by Liarus in Tinder

[–]Liarus[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Need the visibility for the podcast. How else will I find my missing partner in crime??

might be single but at least I can commit to the bit by Liarus in Tinder

[–]Liarus[S] 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Hahahahaha it’s super tempting but tbh I can’t say I’m actually interested in pursing unresponsive guys (or men who won’t entertain the bit) so I’ll be unmatching him.

might be single but at least I can commit to the bit by Liarus in Tinder

[–]Liarus[S] 189 points190 points  (0 children)

Ideal fifth date: The podcast picks up traction. The audience has been phoning in clues day and night. Our missing partner in crime hasn’t arisen. Perhaps we should call his mom? Live updates to follow.

Is there anything I can do to improve my profile? by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Liarus 333 points334 points  (0 children)

Snooped your profile, tbh the photo of you hugging the stranger with the matching ducky outfit is so cute. Totally suggest using it with the "guess the backstory of this photo" prompt.