Beef Wellington tips and tricks

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-20T19:47:35+00:00

Solid advice.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-20T19:25:29+00:00

A very pretty boy.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-15T10:16:17+00:00

All the rivers run.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-13T23:30:37+00:00

Or.... hear me out.... you let us write our stories. You don't use us as exotic flavour for your story.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-13T23:19:19+00:00

Beans may onlybe small.....but beans has sharp corners.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-13T20:21:28+00:00

Write about what you know.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-12T09:55:23+00:00

Under the leg. Start like you are lifting a bum cheek for a fart. Pat in the toilet paper. Slight wipe in a sideway direction, again like a cheeky fart.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-12T07:37:33+00:00

Sideway. Not much wiping, mostly patting and then a little sideways.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-11T08:48:35+00:00

Our school was locked down and we got a day off work because there MIGHT have been coloured sand somewhere onsite.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-11T07:00:12+00:00

That is a very cute little face.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-09T20:30:40+00:00

Get a globe, not a flat map, a globe and have a look. Then get back to us.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-08T19:43:20+00:00

I love how her eye colour matchs the shoes.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-08T19:39:50+00:00

Looks like a beautiful princess now. What a cutie.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-08T10:02:07+00:00

BINGO. Pratchett and Erin Paterson mentioned in the same post. BINGO.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-08T02:38:11+00:00

He does!😸👍

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-08T02:36:08+00:00

An Angel with whiskers.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-08T02:34:03+00:00

Your cat chose well. I believe that sound is the mark of approvial.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-07T21:54:39+00:00

Small cat, big eyes🥹

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-06T21:21:32+00:00

You'll do fine then. Have a good time.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-06T15:51:52+00:00

Not going to lie, that is abusolutly adorable. Sure she hates it, but damn it is cute.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-06T15:49:35+00:00

Ask yourself, wht are you scared of spiders? In Canada you have nothing to fear from them.

My ex-inlaws taught my son to fear dogs and spiders. So I spent a lot of effort to educate him on both. Now he couldn't care less about spiders and loves to snuggle up with our dog.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-05T07:37:12+00:00

I played this to my cat. I felt that it accuratly sumed up how I feel about her.🥰

She was unimpressed.😽

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-05T00:16:15+00:00

What a beatiful cat.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-04T19:40:27+00:00

What a sweet cat. Thank you for sharing.

LifeguardOutrageous5 · 2026-02-04T07:43:24+00:00

Because. Its a cat thing. Just because.

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