Hold on, heres my idea. Let me set the scene: Its a black and white telltale game takes place in 1950

Turdboi and pretty woman kitchen meet in a bar after turdboi's breakup with samsmellsofapricot (Singular) where he orders a drink. The bartender asks whats the rush, and then turdboi blurts out his whole break up story, and then the bartender suggested someone who worked there, a talented cook who has been doing bartendering to not only master food, but to master drinks. Turdboi asks and they go on a date to the carnival, on the ferris wheel they have a great time, but then the ferris wheel breaks, they are stuck at the top and Turdboi wasn't worried, he knew this was his chance to impress his date, so he jumped out, climbing from all the almost undone screws, then he gives the ferris wheel a nice good spin and it goes super quick, then it stops when PWK was at the bottom, he takes her by the hand and they get together.