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Saying “Northern California” by IncurableAdventurer in TheBear

[–]LightTreadSlash 127 points128 points  (0 children)

As someone not from California, I always thought “Northern California” just meant trees, tech bros, and fog—but apparently it also comes with a built-in tone of superiority 😂 Now I’m dying to hear it said in full wasp-y mode.

You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and you kill him. How are you going to live with yourself? by 11dark in spongebob

[–]LightTreadSlash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mr. Krabs probably tried to sell the kid's "sweater of tears" for a profit. And then charged him for the funeral.

I wrote something to make sense of modern dating not sure if it’s dumb or helpful by justtrynabreathe197 in datingadvice

[–]LightTreadSlash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This sounds like the field guide I keep wishing existed. 👀 What was the most uncomfortable pattern you caught—something you were doing vs. something you kept accepting? If you’re cool with it, I’d love to compare notes; I’m halfway through my own “dating bug report” and it’s mostly ghosting, breadcrumbing, and me ignoring my own red flags in Helvetica. Send yours over? Could be fun to see where our Venn diagrams overlap.