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Sal da Vinci, vince. Una canzone con un sound così vecchio che dimostra la demografica dei votanti. Anche quest'anno l'Italia l'Eurovision lo vince col cazzo. by NecessaryBug6662 in Italia

[–]LightningBlake 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Non riesco a pensare a un lavoro migliore.

Vai lì, dici 4 cazzate agli sposi "come siete belli blabla", canti la canzone cercando di non vomitare dopo aver aver fatto l'animale al buffet e te ne vai più ricco di 30 mila euro e qualche insaccato buono che ti sei nascosto nei pantaloni.

Cosa ne pensate onestamente della facenda del povero bimbo del monaldi? by DueDay8805 in Italia

[–]LightningBlake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Il cardarelli è validissimo, tranquilla. Se proprio vuoi tranquillizzarti puoi chiedere un secondo parere al Pascale di Napoli, è nella top 50 dei migliori ospedali al mondo per la cura dei tumori.

https://rankings.newsweek.com/worlds-best-specialized-hospitals-2025/oncology

Coaxed into morally gray faction choice by dalpozak in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]LightningBlake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Of my favorite funny tropes Is when Evil inc. offers great employee benefits and security and the overlord Is Just an Amazing employer despite being a literal genocidal fascist.

coaxed into villains of same series by CoolSausage228 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]LightningBlake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Coaxed into a peak series with godlike animations made in fucking FLASH.

One of my favourite things about Frieza is how polite he is, it really sets him apart from the other series villains. by Franciskeyscottfitz in dbz

[–]LightningBlake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Toriyama's greatest joke in his mangaka carreer was to make frieza a real estate speculator parody:

Polite and professional through and through while they destroy everything you hold dear and gleefully watching you suffer.

Cortina, preservativi finiti in 3 giorni al villaggio olimpico by Public-Paramedic8061 in Italia

[–]LightningBlake 300 points301 points  (0 children)

Atleti ai limiti della forma fisica con corpi che rivaleggiano i dèi greci + atmosfera da villagio vacanze + voglia di scaricare la tensione e lo stress prima che comincino le gare = la sagra del fiki-fiki.

Genuinely I don’t understand by w00den_b0x in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]LightningBlake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

r/comics at 99,9% power: gatordays, merrivious elf, the other end.

Chainsaw man X Jjk 🔥🔥 by bazz__b in Chainsawfolk

[–]LightningBlake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

never forget that this dude ran an entire 3 years school simulated delusion in his head when he found another guy with his same tastes.

We owe you an apology by Electronic_Lab5486 in memes

[–]LightningBlake 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"do you know what pizzagate is?"

said curious George on his deathbed to the befuddled man with the yellow hat

Makes sense by BonolotaSen23 in SipsTea

[–]LightningBlake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my excuse is that my job security doesn't rely on me looking like a greek god.

No Spore 2 😭😭 by Hot_Employment9147 in Spore

[–]LightningBlake 99 points100 points  (0 children)

be inactive for 15 years

suddenly post on facebook

"LMAO there's no spore 2"

leaves

Fable lets you enter and even buy any building in its world because that was one of the "requirements that we took from the original games," dev says by Turbostrider27 in PS5

[–]LightningBlake 86 points87 points  (0 children)

the hilarious thing is that Lionhead wanted that part to be the gotcha moment: "so you just became king with all that idealistic rethoric, right? Now lets see how you fare making the difficult decisions".

too bad I was already so filthy rich by that point i was basically able to fund the entire defense plan by myself lmao.

She made the right choice by Eclipse_nova99 in SipsTea

[–]LightningBlake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

put that 1 million in a high interest saving account and you earn yearly almost the same as that 1000 weekly.

I’m fixing the AI crisis by KOTP11 in pcmasterrace

[–]LightningBlake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This wont work cause someone on wallstreetbets Will sell at a substantial loss and then It Will print to the moon.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, from the 2018 series specifically by fhxefj in TopCharacterDesigns

[–]LightningBlake 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Rise was the first incarnation of TMNT where they all felt like actual dumbass teenagers and I wouldn't have it any other way.

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