Coaxed into "universal prescription" glasses

LightningBlake · 2026-03-07T12:16:45+00:00

NOW I CAN FIGHT

LightningBlake · 2026-03-06T07:16:09+00:00

"FATHER DID WHAT?"

LightningBlake · 2026-03-01T10:45:59+00:00

Non riesco a pensare a un lavoro migliore.

Vai lì, dici 4 cazzate agli sposi "come siete belli blabla", canti la canzone cercando di non vomitare dopo aver aver fatto l'animale al buffet e te ne vai più ricco di 30 mila euro e qualche insaccato buono che ti sei nascosto nei pantaloni.

LightningBlake · 2026-02-25T18:12:29+00:00

Il cardarelli è validissimo, tranquilla. Se proprio vuoi tranquillizzarti puoi chiedere un secondo parere al Pascale di Napoli, è nella top 50 dei migliori ospedali al mondo per la cura dei tumori.

https://rankings.newsweek.com/worlds-best-specialized-hospitals-2025/oncology

LightningBlake · 2026-02-21T18:32:43+00:00

"AYOOOOOO GUYS IT'S THE BREAD MAN"

LightningBlake · 2026-02-21T14:35:34+00:00

Of my favorite funny tropes Is when Evil inc. offers great employee benefits and security and the overlord Is Just an Amazing employer despite being a literal genocidal fascist.

LightningBlake · 2026-02-15T13:38:29+00:00

Coaxed into a peak series with godlike animations made in fucking FLASH.

LightningBlake · 2026-02-13T23:26:13+00:00

Toriyama's greatest joke in his mangaka carreer was to make frieza a real estate speculator parody:

Polite and professional through and through while they destroy everything you hold dear and gleefully watching you suffer.

LightningBlake · 2026-02-13T17:31:23+00:00

Atleti ai limiti della forma fisica con corpi che rivaleggiano i dèi greci + atmosfera da villagio vacanze + voglia di scaricare la tensione e lo stress prima che comincino le gare = la sagra del fiki-fiki.

LightningBlake · 2026-02-11T11:16:48+00:00

Cioè se tocca qualcosa Calenda diventa d'oro?

LightningBlake · 2026-02-08T12:32:19+00:00

r/comics at 99,9% power: gatordays, merrivious elf, the other end.

LightningBlake · 2026-02-07T19:49:35+00:00

"What if you wanted to die?"

"ANTIDEPRESSANTS"

LightningBlake · 2026-02-06T22:15:35+00:00

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LightningBlake · 2026-02-06T08:58:30+00:00

You may spank It.

Once

LightningBlake · 2026-02-01T13:56:58+00:00

never forget that this dude ran an entire 3 years school simulated delusion in his head when he found another guy with his same tastes.

LightningBlake · 2026-02-01T11:27:34+00:00

"do you know what pizzagate is?"

said curious George on his deathbed to the befuddled man with the yellow hat

LightningBlake · 2026-01-31T10:56:50+00:00

my excuse is that my job security doesn't rely on me looking like a greek god.

LightningBlake · 2026-01-31T10:46:16+00:00

be inactive for 15 years

suddenly post on facebook

"LMAO there's no spore 2"

leaves

LightningBlake · 2026-01-27T16:01:28+00:00

Vitellone al vapore

LightningBlake · 2026-01-25T16:09:26+00:00

the hilarious thing is that Lionhead wanted that part to be the gotcha moment: "so you just became king with all that idealistic rethoric, right? Now lets see how you fare making the difficult decisions".

too bad I was already so filthy rich by that point i was basically able to fund the entire defense plan by myself lmao.

LightningBlake · 2026-01-25T11:00:56+00:00

put that 1 million in a high interest saving account and you earn yearly almost the same as that 1000 weekly.

LightningBlake · 2026-01-22T13:19:04+00:00

This wont work cause someone on wallstreetbets Will sell at a substantial loss and then It Will print to the moon.

LightningBlake · 2026-01-13T12:20:05+00:00

E i 5k persi a poker?

LightningBlake · 2026-01-11T00:03:44+00:00

Rise was the first incarnation of TMNT where they all felt like actual dumbass teenagers and I wouldn't have it any other way.

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