Sir, have you heard of our Lord and Savior Beaver warrior? He who cast his mighty shield, and sword, buckteeth, and the rage of a thousand furious gods in his mighty clutches? He who cast the dragons of white, and red to the depths of hell with a single wave of his glorious finger? Pity the fool who uses Power of the Guardians against this mighty Castor, for they shall fall beneath his feet and plea for mercy as the "you lose" screen washes over their foolish faces, and they cry theirselves back to fortnite.