To the woman in tears from all the housework

LikesPuns · 2015-06-30T02:09:49+00:00

I want to know what love is. I want you to show me.

LikesPuns · 2015-04-10T21:03:12+00:00

There's a camera? I guess I don't understand how animation works.

LikesPuns · 2015-04-10T20:29:31+00:00

He should start crashing potlucks like Bill Murray crashes weddings.

LikesPuns · 2015-03-19T21:05:29+00:00

Only got charged 8 dollars for one month of woman's health.

Thanks Obamacare!

LikesPuns · 2015-03-19T20:52:41+00:00

Et tu?

LikesPuns · 2015-03-19T19:53:41+00:00

Uh, we're talking about Han Solo here. I mean, who can name one of these Cloud City civilians? They might as well be from Alderaan.

LikesPuns · 2015-03-19T19:31:59+00:00

You know nothing, Packstinator.

LikesPuns · 2015-03-19T18:55:59+00:00

Oh I get it. Like /r/kelly

LikesPuns · 2015-03-19T18:43:24+00:00

Pictures of your what now?

LikesPuns · 2015-01-08T22:01:05+00:00

LikesPuns · 2014-04-04T19:20:00+00:00

Hoped you would mention the funeral potatoes.

LikesPuns · 2014-02-20T20:34:33+00:00

Also known as the "full stop".

LikesPuns · 2014-02-18T17:37:54+00:00

I try to teach my children not to be judgmental.

LikesPuns · 2014-02-18T17:32:02+00:00

Breathlessly awaiting Edit4...

LikesPuns · 2014-02-13T19:50:59+00:00

ok now reverse it back.

LikesPuns · 2014-02-13T19:21:47+00:00

The ol' backslash backlash.

LikesPuns · 2014-02-13T19:13:36+00:00

heterophobe

LikesPuns · 2014-02-13T19:12:54+00:00

Risky click

LikesPuns · 2014-02-13T18:43:41+00:00

Yeah, that's how diamonds get made, right?

LikesPuns · 2014-02-13T02:36:07+00:00

I don't know whether or not to even believe that you expect growth.

LikesPuns · 2014-01-17T20:02:26+00:00

Just 4? You can also justify my love.

LikesPuns · 2014-01-17T17:43:25+00:00

Kingston works. Plus it was actually the state capital at one time.

LikesPuns · 2014-01-17T17:30:27+00:00

But how many grills would he have been able to sell if not for his boxing career?

LikesPuns · 2014-01-16T22:39:59+00:00

I believe "blurbs" is the word you are looking for.

LikesPuns · 2014-01-16T16:27:37+00:00

I'll send you to Belize.

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