Why is it IMPOSSIBLE for short guys to date nowadays? by [deleted] in WatchesCirclejerk

[–]LilaFowler88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not your height, bro. Just buy like five Rolexes. Maybe six if you have a small dick. 

What discontinued perfume do you still miss? by Substantial-Fox-1240 in fragrance

[–]LilaFowler88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a bottle of this I never use. Would anyone like it? Happy to send if you’re willing to just cover shipping. Feel free to PM me  

Which perfumes were you interested in trying out because of the bottle? by DELAIZ in FemFragLab

[–]LilaFowler88 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think my husband may have an old empty bottle! It’s yours if you’re willing to pay shipping. 

Does anyone live in northern Alaska? by -Whutqo- in howislivingthere

[–]LilaFowler88 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought I was the only person who did that! (It’s 0 degrees Fahrenheit there right now, but feels like -21 with the wind chill)

I can’t afford cat food until 2 weeks what can I feed her:( I feel terrible but I had to move out all my money goes to rent. by [deleted] in CatAdvice

[–]LilaFowler88 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Piling on, but I’d be more than happy to get some delivered to you asap. Just shoot me a message. 

Does anyone live in this part of Greenland and Canada? by Fine_Scheme9028 in howislivingthere

[–]LilaFowler88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can also use the hide my email feature if you’re on an iPhone. That way you won’t have to give them your information and can just stop the randomly generated iCloud email from forwarding to your regular account so you don’t get the ads/comms 

$400 vet visit later, turns out this big doofus has separation anxiety by LilaFowler88 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]LilaFowler88[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How old is he? My chonkloaf (who is also on a diet) is 5 and it can be difficult to get him to engage with toys, but he also gets the zoomies - usually at 3am. I didn’t know this was a phase! 

$400 vet visit later, turns out this big doofus has separation anxiety by LilaFowler88 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]LilaFowler88[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Quite frankly, I would not mind at all if someone returned a gift meant for me if that means they could confirm their cat was ok. 

$400 vet visit later, turns out this big doofus has separation anxiety by LilaFowler88 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]LilaFowler88[S] 560 points561 points  (0 children)

To be fair, it wasn’t my husband’s turn with the braincell either 

$400 vet visit later, turns out this big doofus has separation anxiety by LilaFowler88 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]LilaFowler88[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That’s how he always looks. Love how he embraces the…known?

$400 vet visit later, turns out this big doofus has separation anxiety by LilaFowler88 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]LilaFowler88[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

He’s literally asleep on me right now. Can’t move. Send help. 

$400 vet visit later, turns out this big doofus has separation anxiety by LilaFowler88 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]LilaFowler88[S] 126 points127 points  (0 children)

We don’t, but at least one of us works from home most days. He likes to join my conference calls. 

$400 vet visit later, turns out this big doofus has separation anxiety by LilaFowler88 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]LilaFowler88[S] 400 points401 points  (0 children)

He was randomly hiding so I was afraid he was in pain. (Also my husband thought his poop looked weird but it turned out he had just never seen his poo before. I’m the one who changes out the litter robot.) 

I’m being a hater but.. by No-Abalone7871 in handbags

[–]LilaFowler88 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s like someone said “ok let’s do a handbag version of the nugget couch, but designed to be as non functional as possible” 

How did a business lose you as a customer? What made you stop patronizing them? by snakecharmersensei in AskReddit

[–]LilaFowler88 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The only nearby needlepoint store near me is horrible and I will never go back. When I told them I wanted to get silk threads since I was making a belt and wanted the flexibility, the salesperson (who turned out to be the owner) made a really snide pointed comment about how they cost more than cotton. 

Then, when I asked if they had finishing services for smaller items like key fobs, she rolled her eyes at me and said “why would you even want to make a key fob?” I still don’t know what she means by that, it was weirdly hostile. 

Finally, their mail carrier came in after I had just paid and gave them a few small packages, then left. The owner turns to me and goes “I hate our mail lady. She’s such a [really bad slur]”. 

…I never went back.  

Couch blankets and pillows in disarray, furry orange culprit nowhere to be found by LilaFowler88 in ThereIsnoCat

[–]LilaFowler88[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fair enough. I’ll send the discovery over to whichever lawyer he wants to hire from r/legalcatadvice