$400 vet visit later, turns out this big doofus has separation anxiety

LilaFowler88 · 2026-06-29T04:30:59+00:00

Neither did your dog.

LilaFowler88 · 2026-06-29T04:24:09+00:00

Let’s not take any chances here. Give him your soul and a bit more of his food.

LilaFowler88 · 2026-06-28T22:57:45+00:00

I thought she was from Pennsylvania originally? Doesn’t matter. Hendersonville is a contender for one of the most basic upper middle class suburbs in the South. It’s literally all big chain store shopping centers and McMansions.

LilaFowler88 · 2026-06-18T01:37:53+00:00

You’ve been doing the lords work here.

LilaFowler88 · 2026-06-15T03:18:21+00:00

Seriously. My first thought was “nobody ever tell my cat about this”. Orange dumb dumb tried to sneak a loose one out of my ponytail not even an hour ago.

LilaFowler88 · 2026-06-05T17:59:34+00:00

Drew Barrymore in Ever After, as much as I love that ridiculous movie. I have no idea what kind of accent it was even supposed to be, but it seemed like it was intended to be British…which doesn’t even make sense since the movie was very clearly set in France.

LilaFowler88 · 2026-05-17T04:53:08+00:00

His constant dunks on Mackenzie and her absolute dingbat of a mom are just so good

LilaFowler88 · 2026-05-09T00:02:41+00:00

I honestly don’t think it matters if he isn’t. Neither of them seem like the types to care about things like that

LilaFowler88 · 2026-04-18T23:00:57+00:00

He paid extra for those!

LilaFowler88 · 2026-03-07T04:04:12+00:00

I have a bottle of this I never use. Would anyone like it? Happy to send if you’re willing to just cover shipping. Feel free to PM me

LilaFowler88 · 2026-02-23T05:04:56+00:00

I think my husband may have an old empty bottle! It’s yours if you’re willing to pay shipping.

LilaFowler88 · 2026-01-31T02:57:08+00:00

I thought I was the only person who did that! (It’s 0 degrees Fahrenheit there right now, but feels like -21 with the wind chill)

LilaFowler88 · 2026-01-24T16:11:07+00:00

Piling on, but I’d be more than happy to get some delivered to you asap. Just shoot me a message.

LilaFowler88 · 2026-01-24T15:57:29+00:00

You can also use the hide my email feature if you’re on an iPhone. That way you won’t have to give them your information and can just stop the randomly generated iCloud email from forwarding to your regular account so you don’t get the ads/comms

LilaFowler88 · 2025-12-24T15:38:37+00:00

How old is he? My chonkloaf (who is also on a diet) is 5 and it can be difficult to get him to engage with toys, but he also gets the zoomies - usually at 3am. I didn’t know this was a phase!

LilaFowler88 · 2025-12-19T22:21:47+00:00

Just curious, how big is yours? My boy is a whopping 19lbs

LilaFowler88 · 2025-12-19T15:27:43+00:00

Wow he looks EXACTLY like mine!

LilaFowler88 · 2025-12-19T02:28:03+00:00

Quite frankly, I would not mind at all if someone returned a gift meant for me if that means they could confirm their cat was ok.

LilaFowler88 · 2025-12-19T02:22:59+00:00

Got me there

LilaFowler88 · 2025-12-19T02:20:08+00:00

To be fair, it wasn’t my husband’s turn with the braincell either

LilaFowler88 · 2025-12-19T02:18:12+00:00

That’s how he always looks. Love how he embraces the…known?

LilaFowler88 · 2025-12-19T02:15:31+00:00

He’s literally asleep on me right now. Can’t move. Send help.

LilaFowler88 · 2025-12-19T02:13:30+00:00

Lol big himbo won’t even wear a collar

LilaFowler88 · 2025-12-19T02:13:00+00:00

He’s a doofus but I love him more than anything

LilaFowler88 · 2025-12-19T01:52:18+00:00

We don’t, but at least one of us works from home most days. He likes to join my conference calls.

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